Ryan Gallagher has savagely hit out at his former Married At First Sight co-stars whilst trying to dip his toe into the world of comedy.
The 29-year-old took to the stage on Friday night at Sydney University’s Manning Bar and weighed in on many familiar MAFS faces including Sarah Roza, Telv Williams, Troy Delmege, Nasser Sultan and, of course, his “ex-wife” Davina Rankin, according to news.com.au.
Ryan referred to Troy as “f**king crackers”. He does have some pretty eccentric teeth-brushing and massage skills.
He then admitted both he and Sarah “hate each other”.
The redhead has apparently blocked him on “everything”.
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Things then took a turn to the dark side as Ryan started to joke about Telv’s downstairs area.
“Telv and his wedding night speech, his friend got up and scared the sh*t out of Sarah’s friends by saying he could fit 11 one dollar coins in his foreskin,” he said. “I haven’t got a forey so I don’t know if that’s possible, is it?”
We honestly don’t want to know, Ryan.
The reality star-turned-attempted-comedian then weighed in on rumours about Nasser’s sexuality also noting the pair don’t “talk much anymore” because of a “falling out”.
Ryan claimed Nasser set up a “meeting with a young gay guy to make it look like he was gay – for media reasons”.
He apparently called Nasser out on his actions, but the self-confessed forever bachelor “got mad”.
“Nasser made me miss Davina, actually. He’s worse,” Ryan added.
Of course, Ryan also made a joke about “ex-wife” Davina’s “affair” with Dean Wells joking she left him for a “41-year-old ranga”.
Well, if you like the sound of Ryan’s jokes he’s apparently got a national tour going on if you, er, want to go and see him live and in action.
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