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In the list below — which features our picks for TV’s most memorable sound bites of the past seven days — you’ll find nearly a dozen shows represented, including UnPrisoned, The Bold and the Beautiful and Land of Women.
Also featured in this week’s roundup: The Bachelorette, Today and double doses of The Boys, Late Night With Seth Meyers and The Real Housewives of New Jersey.
Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves! (With contributions from Nick Caruso, Vlada Gelman, Charlie Mason and Dave Nemetz)
TODAY
“Everyone always asks me, ‘What’s Kath doing? What’s Kath doing?’”
“Who cares? She’s getting old! And you know what? So are all of you. At the exact same pace. One second at a time.”
Honestly, we expected nothing less from Hoda Kotb’s on-screen reunion with former Today co-host Kathie Lee Gifford
LAND OF WOMEN
“Well, I know you may have some doubts because…I get it now, because, well, your memory is failing.”
“And I had sex with half this town and others too. That’s also key.”
Julia (Carmen Maura) doesn’t know who Gala’s father is, and she’s not confused as to why!
THE BOLD AND THE BEAUTIFUL
“It’s definitely gonna take a cut out of their pizza business.”
After back-to-back murders at Il Giardino, Ridge (Thorsten Kaye) goes straight to the bottom line
THE BOYS
“You are getting tested for every single disease known to mankind, OK? I’m not getting shifter syphilis.”
Annie (Erin Moriarty), after learning that her boyfriend Hughie was intimate with her shapeshifter doppelgänger
THE BOYS (Bonus Quote!)
“I just thought you deserved to be with someone better than me.”
“Mon coeur, there is no one better than you.”
Kimiko (Karen Fukuhara) and Frenchie (Tomer Capone) open up about their feelings before sharing a kiss
THE BACHELORETTE
“It’s been a crazy day. I had a kangaroo testicle in my mouth, OK? It’s been weird.”
Jenn is still reeling from taking a shot of whiskey that had an Australian “desert oyster” tucked inside
COBRA KAI (Episode 4)
“Somebody just got their brown belt.”
Johnny (William Zabka) makes a gross quip after Kenny’s (Dallas Dupree Young) water bottle is spiked with laxatives
UNPRISONED (Episode 4)
“She thinks I could sell a book about relationships.”
“You mean, like, Dating With Daddy Issues?”
“Oh, that’s actually really good.”
“How about F—king Without Fallacies? Or should it be ‘Fellatio’?
“Please stop.”
“I got it, I got it: Trusting While Thrusting.”
Paige (Kerry Washington) and Esti (Jee Young Han) brainstorm book titles
LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS
“According to a new report, President Biden had a tense Zoom call over the weekend with House Democrats. If you’re wondering why it was so tense, an 81-year-old man was trying to use Zoom.”
LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS (Bonus Quote!)
“Former president Trump is offering limited-edition sneakers that feature the photograph of him getting shot. How do you know they’re Trump sneakers? They’re ‘soleless.’”
THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY
“I have nothing to say. But if I did have something to say, it would be: Jen, you are a f—king b—ch. I hate everything about you… You are lower than the scum on my shoe… Honestly, I wish nothing but the worst for you… I want to wipe the floor with you Monday through Sunday and I f—king hate you. But, other than that I really have nothing to say.”
Feels like Danielle has something to say!
THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY (Bonus Quote!)
“I just don’t understand this concept — of having a fashion show with clothes that are not your fashion. It just doesn’t make sense.”
We’ll give this one to Jennifer — we were all thinking it. A fashion show with no fashions? How dreadful!
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