People Are Sharing Their Unhinged Predictions For 2025, And Honestly, Wow

Kelley Greene
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2025 is just around the corner, and with the unprecedented times we've been living in for — well, forever, it feels like — who can truly know what the year has in store? Well, people are certainly trying to predict what may come, and some of their predictions are absolutely hilarious. Here are 15 predictions, including mine, that honestly might just come true:

1. "Rare slime captivates nation" feels just wild enough to be true.

Twitter: @kingofthelocals

2."new pete davidson gf drama" is practically a guarantee.

Screenshot of a tweet with humorous predictions for 2025, including celebrity drama and tech news

3. "Timothée and Club Chalamet meet" would definitely break the internet.

Twitter: @lindazmoh

4. The timing is just about right for a "Lost reboot/spin-off."

Twitter: @YedIin

5. "Trisha Paytas has another royal reincarnation baby" feels very possible.

Twitter: @renfairebarbie

6. "crumbl cookie class action lawsuit" would devastate me.

Twitter: @_pisschrist

7. "Ariana Grande pregnant for some reason"? Sure, why not.

Twitter: @whotfisjovana

8. It's certainly conceivable that "lana will divorce her alligator husband."

Twitter: @selovelenaa

9. If "Stanley Tucci on Hot Ones" doesn't happen, I'm going to be very disappointed.

Twitter: @alex_bozzie

10. "Ring doorbell decorating trend" feels oddly on-brand for 2025.

Twitter: @z9chery

11."Kim K is 1000% gonna run for like LA mayor" could totally come to pass.

Comment speculating on the possibility of Kim K running for mayor of Los Angeles
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12."I think Jimmy Fallon could do Carpool Karaoke" is a nice idea, except it's dead and never coming back. Right? Please.

A social media comment saying, "I think Jimmy Fallon could do Carpool Karaoke," with 2555 likes
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13.You know what? Taylor Swift actually does have free time available for "writing a musical."

Comment pondering if Taylor Swift might write a musical, like Sara Bareilles, citing "Folklore" as an example
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14.OK, "i predict 2024 will soon come to an end"? This person might actually be a psychic.

A social media comment predicting 2024 will soon come to an end, with a small profile picture of a user named Knawdog
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15.And now finally, I'll go ahead and make my predictions for 2025:

- Taylor Swift + Travis Kelce engagement

- Green Luigi hats become the symbol of a new political movement

- MrBeast is appointed to a cabinet position

- One of those monolith sculptures appears in the desert again

- JD Vance starts appearing progressively more tan

- Jeremy Allen White + Sabrina Carpenter summer fling

- Moo Deng cryptocurrency launch

- Unhinged brand collaboration contains a poisonous neurotoxin

- Chet Hanks hosts SNL

Now I've gotta know: What do you think 2025 holds in store? Let us know in the comments.