Parenting is hard, and kids are funny, and with this combo, it's easy to see how everyone around kids needs a good laugh, so enjoy these tweets!
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I made my bed and found a half eaten stick of butter in it. When I asked my child if she put anything in mommy’s bed, she said “I did not put butter in it.” The mystery continues. More at 11.
— LL Cool Tweet (@LLcoooltweet) June 7, 2022
When your body naturally wakes you up at 8am on a weekend pic.twitter.com/JmLwpYgsxN
— Benji 🦦🦆🐄🦔🐸 🐐🐢 (@BenjiLee53) November 11, 2017
NBC / Via Twitter: @BenjiLee53
Waking up after the baby slept through the night for the first time... pic.twitter.com/6j5J5XYHXr
— Tom Clements (@TomClementsTV) June 23, 2018
Syfy / Via Twitter: @TomClementsTV
My 4yo thinks she looks just like Elsa because “they both have necks”
— Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) September 28, 2020
I can't wait for when my daughter's a teenager and loves to sleep so I can come into her room at the crack of dawn, lay next to her and tell her all about how much I love cheese like she did to me this morning.
— Stay at Homies (@stayathomies) February 26, 2020
My 3 year old, who doesn’t notice her pants are inside out or that her shoes are on the wrong feet, can spot a diced onion in her food from 3 feet away
— That Mom Tho 🐦 (@mom_tho) February 5, 2020
A weighted blanket, but it’s just my entire family climbing on top of me before sunrise.
— Becca Carnahan (@with_love_becca) October 23, 2020
Before you become a parent, ask yourself: Would I like arguing with a small version of myself EVERY DAY?
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) February 25, 2022
You got $15 to build the perfect newborn:Sleeps through the night = $500Doesn’t cry = $1000Solid poops, no mess = $850Won’t throw up on you = $200Looks like a frog = $15Eats & naps when instructed = $300
— The Dad (@thedad) April 27, 2018
i admire how when babies dont want to hold something anymore they just drop it
— 𝖀𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖈𝖎𝖉𝖊𝖉 (@earthtojosh) May 7, 2021
“Um, can we just turn off the music?” ordered my 4-year-old, perched atop her throne in the backseat, like I was her Uber driver.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) August 28, 2019
Me: I could use a good night’s sleep My daughter: pic.twitter.com/3x6VQ3EmPl
— Madam Chairman (@NdumyMbingo) November 17, 2021
Marvel / Via Twitter: @NdumyMbingo
Nurse: *handing me a newborn* You got this?Me: Sometimes I have to dig through the trash to re-read the instructions for mac 'n' cheese
— Mommy Cusses (@mommy_cusses) May 2, 2017
My toddler was about to hit her head on a bar at the playground so I told her to duck and she quacked at me. And then hit her head.
— Marissa 💚🍃💛 (@michimama75) June 12, 2019
My kid came home, poured some skittles into a wine glass, and flung himself onto the couch, so I guess he had a rough day
— meghan (@deloisivete) August 11, 2023
Are you having a nice Tuesday or did your daughter remember this morning that she volunteered to bring 150 baby carrots to school today?
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) September 12, 2023