Scathing response to bikini goes viral: 'I'm afraid I'll be split in half'

Gillian Wolski
Lifestyle & Entertainment Producer
A woman has shared her frank thoughts on a revealing swimwear trend online. Photo: Instagram/tahliaskaines.

Irish mum and blogger Lorzy Lovey has shared a scathing reaction to another woman’s swimsuit on her Facebook page.

In the post, Lorzy has re-shared a photo of a young blonde influencer posing in a very high-cut black one-piece by fast fashion brand Boohoo.

“Dear Boohoo swimwear,” the mum-of-one wrote before listing five searing questions for the online retailer who sold the risqué garment.

Hilariously crass

“Are there pockets or something to tuck in me flaps nah?” was her first question.

She followed it with, “Oh I must get a tan on my vaj....said no woman ever.”

“Does this swimsuit come with Canestan cos it screams thrush,” she added.

“Are the socks and runners compulsory cos if I jog I'm afraid I'll be split in half by the dental floss fanny part of your togs,” she joked.

"Oh I must get a tan on my vaj....said no woman ever," the mum wrote. Photo: Facebook/lorzylovey.

The tongue-in-cheek post has earned a whopping 70,000 likes - and double the amount of comments.

“And now my vagina needs to go on a diet too. Wonderful,” laughed one Facebook user.

“Imagine the itch from the regrowth,” said another.

“Where can I buy.... The socks,” quipped one.

The swimsuit as seen on the Boohoo website. Photo: Boohoo.

There are no hard feelings on Lorzy’s part, it seems, with the YouTuber praising the woman in the photo for her gorgeous physique.

“P.s this girl is stunning btw and if I had her body I'd literally be down in Aldi in my dental floss togs” she added.

So, who is the girl in the swimmers? It’s Aussie Instagram star Tahlia Skaines who shared the snap while on holiday in Bali earlier in June.

She included the caption “Hips don’t lie” and a plug for Boohoo - if you’re brave enough, the cozzie is still available for a cheap-and-cheerful $13.20.

But proceed with caution as experts are advising that the skin-baring look is not for everyone.

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