"I Cannot Begin To Tell You How Violating This Was": A Photo Of Pedro Pascal's Everyday Coffee Order Is Going Viral, And He Is BEET Red With Embarrassment
Pedro Pascal is a gift to us all.
In fact, Pedro is so well-liked that women have had to explain to men what is so charming about him.
Well, he just got a WHOLE lot more likable (and interesting), so buckle up.
Promoting the season two premiere of The Last of Us, Pedro sat down with Jimmy Kimmel, who asked him about a paparazzi photo that was snapped of him.
Jimmy pulls up the photo and asks Pedro, "The paparazzi got your coffee order and then zeroed in on an insane order...is that six extra shots or six total shots?" The actual photo with his order is hard to see, so here's a different pic as proof he's a coffee guy:
The label on Pedro's venti coffee cup shows an iced quad espresso with extra ice and six shots of espresso.
Reddit users have gone into a deep-dive on this if you're confused by how much espresso is actually in this order: "Usually it depends on who's ringing it up, but here it looks like they put it as a quad shot and added two more to it, getting the six total," one user said.
(For reference, the average shot of espresso contains about 64 milligrams of caffeine...so he is consuming roughly 384 milligrams of caffeine every morning! But, hey, according to the Mayo Clinic, as long as he doesn't exceed 400 milligrams per day, he should be okay, LOL.)
After several moments of wiping his brow, Pedro reveals, "I cannot begin to tell you how violating this was," he laughs before adding, "There is so much context as to why it has become six shots of espresso."
"It was always a quad," he admits. "But then I feel like the cups got bigger...and, I don't know, the shots got less strong, and at some point, it became six, and it is an incredibly private morning ritual that I never wanted anyone to know about," he explains.
"I don't have more coffee for the rest of the day, I swear," he told Jimmy as he put on his glasses.
Jimmy then says, "This is not even coffee, this is a meth-a-chino at this point!"
Pedro defends his order by sharing how he drinks it: "It's on ice, you sip! You sip it. You get really high, and you answer emails and stuff."
And just like that, the men finally understood why Pedro Pascal is irresistible:
The clip was posted on the Jimmy Kimmel Live TikTok account less than 24 hours ago where it already has 3.2 million views and climbing:
It is clear the glasses helped his defense:
Either way, Starbucks approves of the order:
And, basically, so does the whole world:
Pedro loves his espresso...all SIX SHOTS of it. End of story.
You can watch the full interview here: