Yahoo Lifestyle Here Are 27 Black Tweets From The Week That Have My Sides Hurting From Laughter
Happy Monday, folks! Do you see how I've compiled this stellar list of Black tweets to start your week with a laugh? Very demure of me. Very mindful. Very cutesy.
I started to say “very demure” once I saw men hated it, bc there’s no reason people who have been saying “type shit”, “sensational” and “pushing p” should be so pressed😂🤚🏽
— Chisato🤍 (@lukhxna) August 19, 2024
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Here are the funniest Black tweets that graced my timeline:
1.
There’s a light projection of Steve Harvey over Atlanta right now and I have no clue why pic.twitter.com/r3Z7Vnua6t
— David Dennis Jr. (@DavidDTSS) August 24, 2024
@DavidDTSS
2.
Why holding it like a new apartment key? 😭😭 https://t.co/zBk68OxZw9
— Heisjayy 𝕏 (@Jayysen_) August 16, 2024
@Jayysen_/
3.
My daddy so fucking cheap. Why he tried to give my little brother the same bed our granddaddy died in
— chubby cheeks mcgee🍭 (@sonyanicolee_) August 22, 2024
@sonyanicolee_
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Michelle came to the DNC like: pic.twitter.com/j1k7dfh2G3
— Nina Parker (@theninaparker) August 21, 2024
MAX / @theninaparker
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The fact that Michelle and Barack are both great speech givers is insane. I know Malia and Sasha were going THROUGH IT when they got in trouble and it was lecture time.
— AC Tatum (@actatumonline) August 21, 2024
@actatumonline
6.
I told bae we can put $1 in a jar once a year and when the kids turn 18 we can give it to them. He said what they gone do with $18 😂😂😂 I’m screaming
— TheRealHM (@LifeWithSymonee) August 20, 2024
@LifeWithSymonee
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it’s time https://t.co/VszpkxUN08 pic.twitter.com/U5D6GMzmFV
— i. (@Pacino13__) August 16, 2024
Hulu / @Pacino13__
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Black Twitter to TMZ right now: pic.twitter.com/UfavyXFB4Y
— hellresidentNY 🖤 (@hellresidentNY) August 23, 2024
Underdog Productions / @hellresidentNY
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They’re saying Beyoncé might come to the Lunch and Learn seminar at work today
— Casual Thursday (@CasualThursday) August 23, 2024
@CasualThursday
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They talking bout “actress” like she ain’t play for them 🤣🤣😭 pic.twitter.com/2MR3k6nzFs
— 🚛💨 (@CreoleCockpit_9) August 16, 2024
@CreoleCockpit_9
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Ingrown hair is so childish to me because why are you actually trapped?Be grown & push through without causing a scene.
— Jacen Bowman (@JacenBowman) August 19, 2024
@JacenBowman
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When Keyshia Cole sang “I use to think that I wasn’t fine enough.” I don’t sing that part. Cus I ain’t never thought no shit like that. pic.twitter.com/ZTlWUmJnDq
— Drebae (@Drebae_) August 18, 2024
VH1 / @Drebae_
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Y’all saying I’m pussy but y’all didn’t see her 😒 pic.twitter.com/rYKKNMG8QA
— e (@totallynotems_) August 16, 2024
ABC / @totallynotems_
14.
I burned my son waffle just a lil bit and every 2 mins he holds it up to me saying “look” .. i see it goddammit
— $tu. (@_OgStu) August 13, 2024
@_OgStu
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kamala finna be in the cecred salon by next week
— zae (@itszaeok) August 23, 2024
@itszaeok
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https://t.co/CvttFuStDd pic.twitter.com/hOZRD9ClXJ
— Grip Bayless✨ (@talleyberrybaby) August 14, 2024
OWN / @talleyberrybaby
17.
body so tea boston had a party for it
— Joy (@cyncl3r) August 20, 2024
@cyncl3r
18.
Nobody: Beyoncé: When I found out what my cousin Man-Man used to be doing on them corners, I knew I wanted to bring his vision to the world. My new vegan weed, BeyLoud, is paired with essential oils to….
— Danez (@Danez_Smif) August 21, 2024
@Danez_Smif
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Michelle Obama came out with the ponytail. She definitely ain’t playing this election. That’s the “we ready for a fight” hair. Ain’t no more “we go high”.#DNC2024
— Trill Clinton IG:AStatesman (@aStatesman) August 21, 2024
@aStatesman
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Michelle and Barack tonight. Honk the horn em! pic.twitter.com/TF9MhiT830
— Jasmyn (@JasmynBeKnowing) August 21, 2024
Hulu / @JasmynBeKnowing
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Michelle said Trump is seeking a BLACK JOB and I’m running around my house slapping the air high five!!!
— Robin Thede (@robinthede) August 21, 2024
@robinthede
22.
When that edible start to kick in that you took 2 hours ago 😂😭 pic.twitter.com/IjcEURbR1J
— MULA🍒 (@realbbymula) August 17, 2024
MAX / @realbbymula
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When a black woman makes this face, shit is about to hit the fan. pic.twitter.com/wbiqfcFvrk
— Alex Cole (@acnewsitics) August 21, 2024
CNN / @acnewsitics
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HR at my work just called me today and I thought I was in trouble 😭, only for them to tell me that my sister has been emailing them every day, telling them to increase my salary 😭😭😭🤣
— Claudia Abena Gyamfua (@_abena_claudia) August 12, 2024
@_abena_claudia
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Y’all think Michelle made Barack backspace “Not Like Us” when he was typing up us playlist?
— Grip Bayless✨ (@talleyberrybaby) August 12, 2024
@talleyberrybaby
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It’s 3pm Friday. It’s 95+ degrees. I don’t see that email and that email don’t see me
— Good Luck Chuck (@jBril3y06) August 16, 2024
@jBril3y06
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Fitzgerald saw that a black woman was running for president and locked in immediately. pic.twitter.com/yksmKVLtx4
— Ana (@ellexxgrant) August 20, 2024
CNN / @ellexxgrant
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