I Laughed So Hard At These 15 Text Message Exchanges That My Neighbors Told Me To Quiet Down

Recently, I stumbled across a subreddit called r/GoodFakeTexts, where users share text exchanges that may or may not be fake, but they're hilarious either way. To brighten the beginning of your week, here's some of my faves:

1.This offer that's so low, it's laugh-worthy:

person says they wont go lower than 700 on a sale and when the other offers 200 the first person has them go to a comedy club
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2.This borderline cruel rejection:

person asks for an address because they're spending the night and then gets sent the address to the animal shelter
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3.This Italian exchange student who is still learning English:

good night, rest in peace
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4.This very, very discreet moniker:

don't save my name as anything sketchy - and the person's contact name is not my drug dealer
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5.This exchange where their friend's heart was in the right place but their grammar wasn't:

are you lack toast and told her aunt
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6.This incredibly drastic reaction to being told "no":

asking mom for money and when the response is no they send a picture of them stepping on a crack to go along with the saying, step on a crack you'll break your mother's back
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7.This godforsaken nightmare scenario:

large spider in a cup of coffee
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8.This failed attempt at flirting:

what are you wearing, with the person responding, the full armor of god
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9.This person who, like me, is spiraling in adulthood:

i don't like being an adult, take me out
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10.This. Whatever this is:

photo sent of feet holding as if they are hands
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11.This humanoid cat:

cat selfie
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12.This person who may or may not be struggling with a bit of an Electra complex:

person on a dating app says craig is also the name of their dad so it's throwing them off so the guy says, that's ok i prefer to go by my nickname, daddy
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13.This person who tried to leave their partner for...their partner:

someone says they found someone better and it turns out to be the partner's fake account
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14.This adorable cat that is worth an exception:

cute cat photo sent to the landlord who originally said no pets
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15.And finally, this wife who wants her husband to try a little bit harder:

wife asking husband to take her out to dinner and he says, i don't go out with married women sorry
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