Okay, I'm Pretty Sure These Are The 60 Absolute Dumbest Things That Have Ever Been Posted On Facebook

1.On the letter T:

Someone thinking the word "teeth" starts and ends with a t
u/shadynasty94 / Via reddit.com

2.On the moon:

Person who asks if the moon is also flat if the Earth and stars are flat

3.On the upcoming time change:

"Daylight Savings Time is my new worst enema."
Facebook

4.On genes:

person who says they wonder if they're related to their ancestors
Facebook

5.On carpets:

person who tries a lawnmower out on their carpet
Facebook

6.On grandmas:

Person confusing salmonella with "sell my nana"
Facebook

7.On cooking:

The image shows a social media post where the user feels confused about doubling a cookie recipe, realizing the oven cannot be set to 800 degrees

8.On math:

"When I was 2 my sister was twice my age; now I'm 40, how old is my sister" with response: "Twice 2 is 4, so add 4 yrs to her current age; school system failed some"
u/ionenbindung / Via reddit.com

9.On pricing:

person asking how much 2 dollar chips cost and someone says it probably takes you an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes

10.On growing up:

A Facebook post with the text: "I thought we were all adults I didn't think we were in kidney garden anymore." The post has 1 like, 6 comments, and 1 share
Facebook

11.On my man Mike:

Selling microwave titled "micheal wave" for $10. Includes photos of the microwave on a kitchen counter, one with the door closed and another with it open
Facebook

12.On dairy:

"Milk is considered dairy in at least 6 countries I have lived in."
u/romeovf / Via reddit.com

13.On fish:

"Name a fish that does not have the letter 'A' in it," and person responds "Dolphin"
Facebook

14.On pasta provocativeness:

Person saying his girl is walkin' around in her linguine instead of lingerie
Twitter

15.On the cosmos:

Person misspelling meteor shower as "meat or shower"
u/Kryssikush / Via reddit.com

16.On dogs:

"Looking for a local dog wanker for during the week."

Well, then.

Facebook

17.On being used:

person saying ma nipple ate instead of manipulate
Facebook

18.On prunes:

"a prune is a dried plum"
u/shandelion / Via reddit.com

19.On public school:

"Looking at your grammar, your parents failed you"
Facebook

20.On dietary restrictions:

"what do you eat?"
Facebook

21.On tickets:

A social media post reads, "$160 parking ticket? Fuck u Virginia Beach." Commenter asks, "Nice. How fast" and the poster replies, "Did u jus ask me how fast i was going on a parking ticket?"

22.On delicious recipes:

"I have .72 lbs of cube steak and 1.6 lbs of steak tips; I'm trying to combine together and extend for a family of 5 (3 of them can eat all the meat by themselves); I can't seem to find any good recipes"; response: "Beef stroking off over noodles"
Facebook

23.On birth:

"Momcat Nibbles is in labor! Contraptions have begun!"
Facebook

24.On twins:

Person says twins don't look alike, and when someone says not all twins are identical, person says isn't that kind of the point, otherwise they're just siblings, not twins
Facebook

25.On the Sun:

facebook conversation where someone says the sun used to be yellow not white because of chemicals
Facebook

26.On the government:

person who called an amendment a and end met
Facebook

27.On dishes:

person trying to dry plates in a clothes dryerr

Come on, now.

reddit.com

28.On cartoons:

person who spells computer generated as jena rated
Facebook

29.On E's:

person who thinks there is only one word with two e's in the english language

30.On travel:

person who spells greece as grease
Facebook

31.On dips:

A Facebook post asks, "Can you heat up the crab racoon dip from Aldi?" with 30 reactions and 6 comments
Facebook

32.On paint:

"I been telling my customers this for years"
Facebook

33.On Spain:

Comment thread with users debating Spain's location, with one user insisting Spain is in South America, prompting amused reactions
Facebook

34.On Mount Everest:

Screenshot of a Facebook comment thread where users mistakenly believe Mount Everest is in America, Canada, or South Dakota. The correct information is not mentioned
Facebook

35.On suspicions:

Online conversation with comments: "When people knocks on more then 1 door suisbisbish" and "Not trying to be a dick, just trying to understand. Are you trying to write suspicious?"
Facebook

36.On Houston:

Facebook comment reads: You will need $7,000 or more to live good in Houston thanks to California and New York City people moving here at a rapid pace
Facebook

37.On medical advice:

"The sickest ones I know go all the time!"
Facebook

38.On sexual orientation:

Facebook post of someone posting a form asking sexual orientation and they're mad "straight" isn't an option but it says heterosexual

39.On atoms:

Person who says atoms don't exist because "gold is made of gold" and "copper is made of copper"
u/Revealed_Jailor / Via reddit.com

40.On construction:

Someone asking for a "heavy Judy drill" instead of "heavy duty drill" "2Mara"
Facebook

41.On gas:

Person misspelling pneumonia as ammonia
u/CSB103 / Via reddit.com

42.On gas prices:

Someone saying "ass nine" instead of asinine
Facebook

43.On 2003:

Person thinks 2003 is 30 years ago because 2023 to 2013 is 10 years and 2023 to 2003 is 20, so 20 + 10 = 30
Facebook

44.On the Bible:

Person who says Jesus wrote the Bible and is American

45.On cash:

A post from "Beth" in "Temecula Talk" describes an experience at a restaurant where she paid in cash and received incorrect change. A comment suggests redoing her math
Facebook

46.On a cat's diet:

"CATS ARE CONIFEROUS"
Facebook

47.On Portugal:

person who says there is no water in portugal

48.On pirates:

Facebook post reading, "OMG as if i have just found out that pirates are acsually real"
Facebook

49.On English:

Person who says no English word except good has a double o and someone says try reading a book

50.On mammals:

Facebook post about a person who says humans — homo sapiens — aren't mammals (or animals)
Facebook

51.On drugs:

A hand holds a pink rectangular pill with "Z3d" imprinted on it. Text above asks for identification, expressing concern after finding it in a son's room
Facebook

52.On meat:

Facebook post saying "Yes, I'm a vegan; yes, I eat meat; we exist"
Facebook

53.On the sun:

Facebook event of a woman asking to reschedule a solar eclipse

54.On safe cooking:

Someone asking if anyone has ever gotten "salmon vanilla" from chicken that's not fully cooked—and the chicken looks raw
Facebook

55.On subscriptions:

Person asking if there's a subscription for books where you order books and return them when you're done and get more, and someone answers it's called a library

56.On Pluto:

Facebook post with laughing emojis and text: "My daughter just tried to tell me plutonium doesn't come from Pluto! At least she's pretty, huh?"
Facebook

57.On names:

A Facebook post asking for male puppy name suggestions, with one user comment asking "Boy or girl." The post has 1 like and 46 comments
Facebook

58.On trivia:

Image with the question, "What country doesn't have the letter 'A' in its name?" Comments below it read: "Kansis," "Oops I mean truky," and "London."

59.On looks:

Screenshot of a Facebook post: "looks can be this evening boy i tell ya" with reactions and a comment saying "What?"

60.On tires:

Close-up of a car tire with most of the tread worn off. Caption reads: "Just finished sanding my tires so that my car will ride smoother on the interstate and honestly I kind of love this look."