I'm 100% Convinced That It's Actually Physically, Mentally, And Spiritually Impossible Not To Laugh At Any Of These Things People Actually Tried To Sell

If you're like me, you love perusing Facebook looking at random stuff people are trying to sell that they had lying around the house. It's exhilarating.

But, of course, you've definitely seen some...suspect...things up for sale. Here are some of the funniest out there:

1.Dangerous tools of destruction:

"These are real numb trucks."
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2.Grandma's device:

A "Grandma phone" for sale for $150, showing a gramophone
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3.A knee high body part:

Listing error shows knee-high boots mislabeled as "knee high boobs" for $10
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4.The perfect place to relax:

Listing for a chaise lounge mistakenly labeled as "cheese lounge" for £30, with an option to message the seller
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5.My man Joe:

Banjo with damaged skin on a frayed blanket, grass background, screenshot of an online sale listing for a "Band joe" for $10
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6.Beautiful decorations:

Brass wall-mounted candle holder with pink candles, advertised for $10 as "brass candle larva that hangs on wall"
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7.Ol' Gram's favorite body part:

Marketplace ad reading, "My grams abdomen"

8.Ulysses S. Grant's forks:

A mixed set of cutlery with 8 knives, 17 forks, and 16 spoons is listed for $10
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9.The perfect bed to hit your noggin on:

Bunk bed with light oak frame, tent top not shown, slide attached. For sale for $100. Message option available
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10.The perfect pillow for your neck:

Decorative pillow with leaf pattern, listed as a "throat pillow" for $20, with pickup and shipping options available
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11.Messy scenes from the war:

Model WWII diorama showing military vehicles and damaged buildings for sale at $100. Listing title contains a spelling error
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12.Ram Dass' bags:

Two large bean bags and various items, including a mop bucket and broom, are for sale for $50
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13.A most delicious cabinet:

Glass-front cabinet listed for $40 on a selling platform with item description "Perfect condition Churro Cabinet."

Mmmmmm.

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14.The drail:

Bench drill press with box on a patio, listed for $75
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15.A wooly good light fixture:

Floor lamp with a curved design for sale in front of a garage door, listed at $25
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16.A grill that will put a hurtin' on you:

Stainless steel gas grill on a deck with cleaning products; caption mentions it needs cleaning and comes with a "pro pain tank"
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17.My man Chuck:

Five wooden chairs with patterned upholstery are lined up on a sidewalk, offered for free with door pickup
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18.The hottest new kitchen appliance:

A frying pan with reflections, listed for sale at $15
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19.The only way:

For sale: Magic Chef microwave, $50. Price reduced from $60. Available for door pickup

20.The most dangerous of the stringed instruments:

Facebook Marketplace ad for a violin that reads "violent"
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21.The reflection of the soul:

An ad for a mirror captioned "Mear, $10"
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22.A dunce's hobby:

marketplace ad reading fools ball table
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23.The most hypnotizing home appliance:

Facebook Marketplace ad for a washing machine spelling it "watch her machine"
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24.The real deal:

Close-up of a brown guinea pig being held gently in someone's hands
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25.Delicious mortar:

Mortar and pestle on a counter with price label, titled "Mortar and pesto" for $25
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26.The great Otter Man:

marketplace ad reading otter man
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27.A hopped up gator:

Electric guitar with a unique oval body design resembling a Batman logo, titled "Electric Gator," priced at $10

28.A dot to poke:

Price tag for a dotted couch at Goodwill with a handwritten description "Poke a dot couch". Price is reduced to $59.99

29.An unfinished sentence:

Two nude female mannequins, one slightly farther back than the other, listed for sale at $100. Text box with a message asking if they're still available
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30.The buggy of doom:

Off-road buggy with open frame and three gears parked on a gravel path. There's a price of $800 listed
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31.Poops that are not of this universe:

Marketplace ad reading, "Portal potty"

32.An explosive place in the kitchen:

Wooden kitchen nook set with benches and table on sale for $150. User message option visible

33.(Australian guy voice):

marketplace ad reading spikers
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34.The hottest dance sensation of 2023:

Marketplace ad reading "shuffle"

35.Couch adornment warnings:

A mosaic of items for sale including a wooden stool, two velvet pillows, a section of a sofa, and a wooden side table
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36.A brand new dress:

Person wearing a strapless sequin gown with side slit in a room; text reads "Gold sequence dress $50."
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37.A choice we must all make in life:

marketplace ad reading corn or sofa
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38.The most holy of car parts:

Marketplace ad reading, "Catholic converters"
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39.My man Will:

marketplace ad reading will barrow
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40.A stubborn draw:

Wooden chest of drawers with ring handles, listed for $180. Caption reads: "Wouldn't draw."
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41.The bingest of bags:

marketplace ad reading bing bags
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42.The title of the new Indiana Jones movie:

Front view of an LG refrigerator with visible door handle and stickers. Text below offers it as free with an option to message the seller
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43.The most beautiful state in the nation:

marketplace ad reading oregon
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44.A chair with nothing to lose:

Facebook Marketplace ad reading "black mesh egomaniac" chair instead of "ergonomic"
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45.Every kid's favorite backyard toy:

trampoline for sale reading trampling
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46.The alternative to a leg floor:

marketplace ad reading arm wall
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47.A saw with no fear of the lord:

Table saw with a circular blade partially embedded in a grooved surface. Text below reads "R2,200 Secular saw."
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48.The perfect thing to find out if your newborn is General George Thomas reincarnated:

Two pink confetti poppers labeled "What will Baby be?" are held in hand. Price: $15

49.The most noble of the preventative fire measures:

Market post for "Antique Fire Distinguisher"
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50.And stamp:

Large tree stump with roots on roadside. Price listed as $1,000,000. Option to message seller
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