Yahoo Lifestyle Hackers May Have Our Social Security Numbers, And The Internet's Hilarious Take Walks The Line Between Fury And Acceptance
Unfortunately what I'm about to tell you is something you've probably gotten used to hearing. A class action lawsuit is sparking the claim that every single US citizen's social security number was leaked in a data breach earlier this year. To be clear, NBC News reported that right now the claim is unsubstantiated, and there isn't a reason for panic since "many people's numbers have already been leaked in previous hacks."
But when has that ever stopped the internet from coping through humor? Here are 20 tweets about this alleged mess:
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The hackers after they use my social security number and start getting calls from debt collectors pic.twitter.com/C7LWecz8mw
— Khairy Creek (@KhairyCreek) August 14, 2024
Hot 97 / Ebro in the Morning / Twitter: @KhairyCreek / Via Twitter: @KhairyCreek
2.
I actually despise hackers on a molecular level but not for being hackers.For using their skills to be annoying shitters instead of doing shit like wiping out my debt or raising my credit score.Fuck you lol https://t.co/ZENjyLHFDl
— MaceAhWindu 🇵🇸 (@MaceAhWindu) August 14, 2024
Twitter: @MaceAhWindu / Via Twitter: @MaceAhWindu
3.
yall wanna hack everything but the student loan debt department pic.twitter.com/N560UIAq0z
— liyah ⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪ (@liyahhsdior) August 15, 2024
Zeus / Finding Love ASAP / Twitter: @liyahhsdior / Via Twitter: @liyahhsdior
4.
The hackers when they see my bank account https://t.co/PeCDL3ORFZ pic.twitter.com/ovCXrVPMTC
— vids that go hard (@vidsthatgohard) August 15, 2024
Columbia Pictures / Sony Pictures / Superbad / Twitter: @vidsthatgohard / Via Twitter: @vidsthatgohard
5.
Hackers stole every American’s social security number??? All yours buddy. Enjoy my debt and lack of property or assets
— Big Tucson Dad (@BigTucsonDad) August 14, 2024
Twitter: @BigTucsonDad / Via Twitter: @BigTucsonDad
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hacker: i know your social security numberme: that makes one of us
— slate (@PleaseBeGneiss) August 15, 2024
Twitter: @PleaseBeGneiss / Via Twitter: @PleaseBeGneiss
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“They have your social security number!!!!” And? Who cares. So does every job I’ve ever worked and they’ve stolen far more from me than any hacker ever could.
— chunky fila (@chunkyfila) August 14, 2024
Twitter: @chunkyfila / Via Twitter: @chunkyfila
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Social security numbers being leaked, fruit rotting soon as you buy it, artists won’t stop touring, school supplies expensive, bill due everyday, ain’t no money around this mf, we got a felon running for president, I need my feet done. This too much. pic.twitter.com/vFj2GbUHIQ
— The Purse Dealer ✨ (@hausofsyy) August 15, 2024
Bravo / The Real Housewives of Atlanta / Twitter: @hausofsyy / Via Twitter: @hausofsyy
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People with bad credit hearing every Social Security number was stolen. pic.twitter.com/1reYXStqhb
— Order 66 (@FN_2123) August 14, 2024
Fox / Family Guy / Twitter: @FN_2123 / Via Twitter: @FN_2123
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Me with my 400 credit score pic.twitter.com/7Q1efQha8l
— Yesh The Great 🎵♊ (@Yeshthagr8) August 15, 2024
TNT / Twitter: @Yeshthagr8 / Via Twitter: @Yeshthagr8
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I love how everyone is just chillin about getting their social security hacked. Bc literally wtf are we supposed to do?
— 𝔹𝕀𝔾 𝕃𝕀𝔹ℝ𝔸 ✨ (@venusianhunty) August 15, 2024
Twitter: @venusianhunty / Via Twitter: @venusianhunty
12.
Every single American checking their bank accounts after their Social Security Number gets leaked pic.twitter.com/6fx4DIJ03c
— Opposing Force (@Your_UIU_Agent) August 14, 2024
Nickelodeon / Spongebob Squarepants / Twitter: @Your_UIU_Agent / Via Twitter: @Your_UIU_Agent
13.
I feel like since the government let our social security numbers get got everybody slate should be wiped clean.
— The Neighborhood Publicist (@nhoodpublicist) August 15, 2024
Twitter: @nhoodpublicist / Via Twitter: @nhoodpublicist
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we are so cooked. pic.twitter.com/JmsFE43F8w
— ☆ (@realonx1) August 15, 2024
Cartoon Network / Twitter: @realonx1 / Via Twitter: @realonx1
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Everyone? lol pic.twitter.com/8SVQUZqgE3
— Nombre del Hombre (@micapollo) August 14, 2024
Twitter: @micapollo / Via Twitter: @micapollo
16.
Mfs might hack into my shit and decide to help me out
— King Of Kings 👑 (@Gllking22) August 14, 2024
Twitter: @Gllking22 / Via Twitter: @Gllking22
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Only one thing left to do- claim everything as fraud. I know a blessing in disguise when I see one pic.twitter.com/8ZQ8meVKql
— ً (@tylerduran21) August 15, 2024
Lifetime / Dance Moms / Twitter: @tylerduran21 / Via Twitter: @tylerduran21
18.
can i sue the us 💀?
— bręn 🧸 (@waavybreen) August 15, 2024
Twitter: @waavybreen / Via Twitter: @waavybreen
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Now how did they do that ??? Welp good luck using even half of those Socials there’s a lot of folks in debt 😂
— Efeso100 (@Efeso1001) August 14, 2024
Twitter: @Efeso1001 / Via Twitter: @Efeso1001
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Dear Hackers,Can you please erase all my debt and increase my credit score.Also I’d like to receive a cashiers check for $2,000,000. 00Thanks in advance
— nick washington (@girlsugar) August 15, 2024
Twitter: @girlsugar / Via Twitter: @girlsugar
Ok, now that we've had our fun, it's my job to remind you that, according to reports, the leak likely included partial and incorrect data, and the scale is unknown.
