Yahoo Lifestyle All Right, Here Are The Funniest Tweets From This Weekend
For some reason, the best tweets always seem to happen on the weekend. Here are some funny ones that recently came across my timeline.
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it’s time https://t.co/VszpkxUN08 pic.twitter.com/U5D6GMzmFV
— i. (@Pacino13__) August 16, 2024
Marvel / Twitter: @Pacino13__
2.
last night there was a party in my apartment and while i was making a sandwich in the kitchen someone i don't know came up to me and said "are you allowed to do that"
— Dirk Fuckner 🚯 (@timerube) August 18, 2024
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i feel like i would’ve crushed it in ancient greece….yayyyy buying olive oil yayyyy walking to the agora yayyyy sleeping with my hot neighbor because both our shithead husbands died at sea yayyyy pouring out wine for a goddess so she doesn’t turn me into a spider
— Meg (@megannn_lynne) August 17, 2024
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— chaotic memes (@memechaotic) August 18, 2024
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D was probably like “lmao ok” when they named the alphabet the ABCs
— chase (@_chase_____) August 16, 2024
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Apparently they check bags at the movies now tell me why I admitted to all my snacks talmbout some “Ok wait, i can explain, it’s just cheetos and wine” and the cop was confused as hell assuring me “Ma’am we are searching for weapons” pic.twitter.com/bQ7p3blD5T
— Grip Bayless✨ (@talleyberrybaby) August 16, 2024
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The second you let millennials live on their own: pic.twitter.com/mvUAjmIsgU
— Shannon Miller (@ShannonL_Miller) August 17, 2024
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We’re watching “Bring it On” https://t.co/xvGggjHNv3
— Candy🇨🇩✨ (@labeautenoire_3) August 17, 2024
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"I can't believe I've been using this wrong all this time" lol pic.twitter.com/BVrjNgUUUF
— Gunna (@GunnaDaHitman) August 17, 2024
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pic.twitter.com/RKZ7zMuz2Q https://t.co/jcMValTalm
— Jasmine (@JasmineLWatkins) August 17, 2024
Marvel Studios / Twitter: @JasmineLWatkins
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everytime someone tells me theyre an international relations major i have to fight the urge to say this soooo bad pic.twitter.com/fKDAuMP6BJ
— aaryan (@blondedicarus) August 17, 2024
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Me greeting him in the driveway after he got a haircut during ovulation week: pic.twitter.com/0238iHvsc4
— Certified Hoodie Thief 🏁 (@KryssyLaReina) August 17, 2024
13.
Absolutely hate to admit this, but I haven’t felt fly like a G6 in a long time
— biz (@bizzedmypants) August 17, 2024
14.
sneaking therapy tips into conversation with my mom like how u give a dog a pill wrapped in cream cheese
— Isabel Steckel (@IsabelSteckel) August 16, 2024
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My partner is furious and accused me that I have no sense of direction.I packed up my stuff and right. pic.twitter.com/H6ufgNLLAY
— krismadarame (@krismadarame) August 17, 2024
Nickelodeon / Twitter: @krismadarame
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My 6-year-old is whining because she wants a snack and she yelled "BUT I'M STARVING" and I said "Starving for attention" and she was so taken aback that she just left.
— Kristen Mulrooney (@missmulrooney) August 16, 2024
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When you ask for another mimosa but they say “you haven’t finished the one you got” https://t.co/jLh3EE1pK1
— coconut tree 🥥 (@theetequilamami) August 17, 2024
C-Span / Twitter: @theetequilamami
18.
golf players be freaky asf "im working on my stroke" ok gross maybe keep some things to yourself bro
— gilbert (@memetazaa) August 17, 2024
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Me when I've seen enough https://t.co/wzpCS3A3Eg
— Lakyn Thee Stylist (@OgLakyn) August 17, 2024
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