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The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week
Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips via Twitter from parents to spread the joy.
Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!
Look, I dropped my 8yo’s Lego plane and had to put it back together exactly how he made it so don’t tell me I don’t know what stress feels like
— MumInBits (@MumInBits) July 9, 2020
Normal day as a parent: Cooking, cleaning, & carpooling
Your birthday as a parent: Cooking, cleaning, carpooling, & cake— Jessie (@mommajessiec) July 7, 2020
Sure your own kids are annoying, but have you ever met other people’s kids?
— WTFDAD (@daddydoubts) July 4, 2020
It's just not a real family road trip until you are all packed and get halfway down the driveway... without one of your children.
— Divergent Mama (@Divergentmama) July 7, 2020
have kids so you can fondly remember how quiet your life used to be
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) July 8, 2020
Me: *being lowered into grave*
My kids: Can you take us to McDonald’s?— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) July 7, 2020
Soooo I decided to cut my son's hair, and he's now innocently walking around not knowing he looks like Joe Exotic.
— Marcy G 🍕 (@BunAndLeggings) July 7, 2020
With amusement parks, zoos, movie theaters and more closed, camping is one of the last family-friendly activities you can safely do. Still, no thanks.
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) July 8, 2020
Me, yelling to kids: “Stop YELLING AT EACH OTHER!”
I may be a hypocrite, but I’m a self-aware hypocrite, dammit. And apparently a loud one.— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) July 9, 2020
My 4 year old just got mad at me for not calling myself the Best Mom in the World, so if you’re looking for a life coach who’ll scream at you until you believe in yourself, have I got a recommendation for you.
— Arianna Bradford (@TheNYAMProject) July 9, 2020
