Yahoo Lifestyle Here Are The Funniest Tweets From Just This Weekend
For some reason, the best tweets always seem to happen on the weekend. Here are some funny ones that recently came across my timeline.
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Dont wanna go out… but theres a bartender out there who needs my 20% tip to feed his family pic.twitter.com/ohq8xMHhUx
— betito 🦦 (@ghooostyy_) September 1, 2024
2.
I said I had a crush on him and Katelyn goes “literally maya walk into any Best Buy” https://t.co/Ax0vp38Ngk
— maya 🪩 (@allmychampagne) August 31, 2024
Eric W. Rasco/Sports Illustrated via Getty Images / Twitter: @allmychampagne
3.
if i had a child i'd start calling it bro immediately
— Vegetal Puppet (@kuwabarbara) August 31, 2024
4.
Me @ me. pic.twitter.com/sV5RmtyrmH
— B (@the_petshopboy) August 30, 2024
@kamalaharris / Twitter: @the_petshopboy
5.
Be kind to everyone. You never know who has a pool
— ThexyBeatht_ (@ThexyBeatht_2) August 29, 2024
6.
August 31st September 1st pic.twitter.com/DrE05tZGbu
— ShaneSaw M̷a̷s̷s̷a̷c̷r̷e̷ 🎃 (@FinalDude78) August 31, 2024
ABC / WB / Twitter: @FinalDude78
7.
My fourth grader is having a rough start to the school year. He's not having fun because "there are no troublemakers in the class" and thus the days aren't "spicy enough." Please pray for him.
— Kristen Mulrooney (@missmulrooney) August 29, 2024
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📍 https://t.co/wLRrKaPbLo pic.twitter.com/PSjq2GWsiJ
— Joie (@__Joy_Fuze_) August 30, 2024
9.
Guys.... I'm from Brazil. pic.twitter.com/va6N9EbZ4G
— Gud0c (@gud00c) August 30, 2024
Marvel / Twitter: @gud00c
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my daughter made her own jeopardy game but could only think of one topic 😂 pic.twitter.com/KoTOsstqWa
— todd dillard (@toddedillard) August 30, 2024
11.
I think about this daily pic.twitter.com/12nMj58FdK
— petty (@mannie_petty) August 29, 2024
12.
if you stare at me while i parallel park you’re going to hell
— erica (@ericanextdooor) August 31, 2024
13.
Wipe Me Downs as the name of the wipes is hilarious https://t.co/MLRCIEln6E
— Dear Ashley... (@asj519) August 30, 2024
14.
due to the unfortunate!we are deeply out of ONIONS! pic.twitter.com/USAH7bbFic
— horse dentist (@equine__dentist) August 31, 2024
15.
The only squat I'm doing is diddly
— Pandy Fackler (@ThatBrenna) August 30, 2024
16.
Him when we’re kissing https://t.co/tBvUgw5fXp
— Hate Account 🇬🇩 (@IGoBySJ) August 31, 2024
17.
Some people my age are parents & homeowners. Awesome! I keep my passport & social security card in a sandwich bag
— Meg (@megannn_lynne) August 31, 2024
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They definitely know where the Hose are at https://t.co/mgXwuLZaDL pic.twitter.com/vC6lGNHTwy
— Darryl, Socrates Friend (@HoodCertified) August 31, 2024
Warner Bros. Pictures / Twitter: @HoodCertified
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