Can You Decipher Kim Kardashian's Weird Ad?

Kim Kardashian's short film for Hype Energy has landed and it is seriously perplexing.

The commercial has the 34-year-old star channeling iconic women from history, such as Audrey Hepburn and Marie Antoinette. First she's shown riding a bike with a basket loaded with the Hype Energy drinks, then falls off said bike and enters into some weird dream where she's dressed as Marie Antoinette. Slow orchestral music plays as the camera zooms in on Kim's body - this goes on for almost two minutes. She then wakes, gets up, and escorts her bike away. The video abruptly cuts to Kim in several different outfits and this is where it turns into some sort of a behind-the-scenes video for an avant-garde editorial shoot.

Help! We're lost.

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