Don't Mind Me, Just Chuckling And Chortling Away At The Funniest Signs Of The Week

We've made it through another week of 2024, which means another roundup of the funniest signs on the internet, courtesy of r/funnysigns:

1."Poor guy..."

Sign partially submerged in water, showing the word "NO" and a figure with raised hands, indicating danger or warning due to flooding

2."Back in 10 minutes!"

Yellow sticky note reads: "Hey, I'll be back in 10 minutes, but if I'm not, just read this message again" with three doodled faces

3."How much is an Orden?"

Sign for a drive-thru restaurant: "Ordenes To Go, Drive Thru, Breakfast-Lunch-Dinner," with a large red arrow

4."This response to stair accidents."

Sign at the top of a staircase reads, "PLEASE DON'T FALL DOWN THE STEPS," warning people to be cautious

5."It’s purring force!"

Sign reads: "I don't snore. I purr with the force of 10,000 kittens."

6."In my camera roll of a trip in September 2022 I stumbled upon this content. I really have zero memory of even taking this pic."

Wendy's restaurant sign promoting a new "Stwabewwee Frosty."

7."Spotted on the way to work."

A sign in a grassy area reads "No Signs on Property," creating an ironic contradiction

8."I found this on a walk."

Cardboard sign on a chair states it's a free, "halfway decent computer chair" with adjustable features, wheels, and "cat puke mostly gone."

9."Made me chuckle."

Concrete truck with humorous warning: "Stay back. If you follow this concrete truck too closely, it's your own asphalt."

10."It's raw what?"

Glass display featuring leaves, snowflakes, and text: "Winter Sky," "Golden Palm," "Raw Under." Promotes New York Fashion Week's fall/winter colors

11."This flyer in a coffee shop."

Flyer for a Kermit the Frog impression contest with a contact number and prize details; event runs from Dec 2024 to Jan 2025

12."Found this sign at our local thrift store..."

Sign humorously asks potential shoplifters to notify staff

13."But bigger is okay?"

Sign with a graphic of a face/toilet reads: "Do not flush anything smaller than a computer. No sanitary napkins, Tampax, etc."

14."Where is this MF taking me? 💀"

Bus sign displaying "Next Stop" followed by question marks. Time shows 16:05

15."New and improved pain scale in doctor's office."

Humorous pain scale on a cabinet with levels from 1 (itch) to 10 (unconscious), using playful descriptions like "mailed by a bear."

16."No flushing hopes and dreams."

Sign warning: "Flush only toilet paper and natural waste. No sanitary items, wipes, paper towels, hopes, or dreams. Not even 'flushable' items."

17."Found this at Home Depot."

Toilet display with a sign showing it can flush 7 billiard balls in one go. Pricing details are seen below the toilet

Don't miss last week's funniest signs:

17 Signs From The Past Week That Are So Funny, You'll Be Laughing Until 2025