But boy, we were wrong.
Lifestyle retailer, Firebox, has just launched a £9.99 CBD Christmas pudding, just in case you need to get a CBD hit whilst eating Christmas dinner with the family.
The cake, which is 100% legal, is marketed as a “healthy and relaxing” Christmas day dessert.
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CBD oil has risen to popularity in 2019 for its apparent relaxing anxiety-reducing properties, but as far as the NHS is concerned, there’s “no guarantee” that the products available in the UK work or are of good quality.
Nevertheless, this pudding has been designed to “take the worry” out of the festive season.
The brand hasn’t just stopped at a CBD Christmas pudding. It’s also selling cannabis After Eight chocolates. CBD gummy sweets, CBD spreadable honey and cannabis vodka and gin.
That’s quite the selection.
On the website, it tells customers “don’t worry, you can’t get high” but that it “might make you feel chilled out, though”.
It suggests that you can take the stress out of Christmas time by feeding your whole family a slice of cannabis pie.
Well, it’s got to be worth a try, right?
The spokesperson said: “Made with fresh vine fruits, sweet currants, sultanas and raisins, and not forgetting the all-important CBD, this will be the most unique dessert you’ve ever tasted.”
“The best part is that you don’t have to prepare it months in advance. Even the most conservative relatives won’t object to you getting a hit of the calming green stuff via this handmade pudding.”
Stressed is desserts spelt backwards, after all.