It’s me, hi, I’m back with another post about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s blossoming romance (well, sort of). If you’ve been keeping up, then you know that #Tayvis is in full force—especially since the Kansas City tight end paid her a visit at the Eras Tour in Argentina on November 12. Taylor famously gave him a v public shout-out with her “Karma” lyric change, which means that she’s 👏 serious 👏 about their ’ship. Naturally, Swifties have gone snooping on the web for some intel on her new beau, and dear reader, they have found the most *delightfully* chaotic tweets.
A look into Travis’s mind circa 2009–2011 is quite the journey as he’s giving beloved himbo/“Just Ken” energy. I’d describe the sensation myself, but my fellow Swifties pretty much nailed it with their own tweets. Ahem:
Swifties looking at Travis’s old tweets to find something problematic but all they are finding is that this man loves chipotle, can’t spell, and has no thoughts just vibes. A king.
— victoria | (@vkuznetsova13) November 15, 2023
taylor swift in 2011: from when your brooklyn broke my skin and bones i’m a soldier who’s returning half her weight, and did the twin flame bruise paint you blue? just between us, did the love affair maim you too?
travis kelce in 2011: i just gave a squirle a peice of bread pic.twitter.com/VSqRoG2TcY
— veronica 19/11 (@folklorexcvi) November 15, 2023
Me waiting for a problematic tweet from killatrav to resurface but they are all just like this pic.twitter.com/1Io7usdNx2
— maya (@allmychampagne) November 15, 2023
Now, without ~ further ado~, here’s how Twitter user @tkelce started out as the guy with the tweets rather than “the guy on the Chiefs.”
First things first...the “Squirle”
2011 Travis, you would’ve *loved* Grammarly.
I just gave a squirle a peice of bread and it straight smashed all of it!!!! I had no idea they ate bread like that!! Haha #crazy
— Travis Kelce (@tkelce) April 14, 2011
Olive Garden strikes again
Este in “No Body, No Crime”:
Up at Olive Garden with papa!! Had to grab the Fettucini with the Chicken Alfredo!! #shmackin
— Travis Kelce (@tkelce) June 27, 2011
Not him predicting “Bejeweled”!
The qustion isn't how do you stop us, because frankley you cant stop whats supposed to happen! The question is which one of us gonna shine!?
— Travis Kelce (@tkelce) September 16, 2009
The universal experience of losing your phone
Alexa, play “Phone,” by Lizzo.
TOO MAD RIGHT NOW!!! cant find my phone! either somebody got me for it, or I just missed placed it, but either way, Im phoneless right now!
— Travis Kelce (@tkelce) November 24, 2010
His thoughts on birthdays
Honestly, so real of him.
Damn..... my birthdays tomorrow and I don't got shit to do! Hate this feeling right now!
— Travis Kelce (@tkelce) October 5, 2010
The best part of the day
Me, about...five minutes after I’ve scrolled through some emails.
— Travis Kelce (@tkelce) February 1, 2010
I can’t think of anything with more delightful himbo energy.
Bout to go goat-cart racing... Haha hope I fit in the cart!!
— Travis Kelce (@tkelce) August 5, 2011
The #Chipotle of it all
Would not be surprised if we see this man in a Chipotle ad in the near future.
Went from class to therapy, now I need some #chipolte and then I'm off to check out my new apt!!
— Travis Kelce (@tkelce) April 27, 2011
...and his commitment to that spelling
I’d personally like to thank Twitter user @arianadotgov for putting in the work here.
i’m fr i’m tears over his commitment to this spelling pic.twitter.com/6Jqnde11zI
— squirle (@arianadotgov) November 15, 2023
This surprisingly insightful post
Okay, his range... 👀
The capacity to live in the past by memory can also emancipate the individual from the tyranny of the present.
— Travis Kelce (@tkelce) September 4, 2012
’Kay! That’s all for now. Hit us with some more of your favorite Travis Tweets™️ @cosmopolitan.
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