The Derek Zoolander Center to Make You Really, Really, Ridiculously Good Looking

There’s been a major breakthrough in anti-aging technology—and it’s free and open to the public.

Derek Zoolander, one of our favorite male models and star of the upcoming Zoolander 2 film, and Kiehl’s Since 1851 have teamed up to open the Derek Zoolander Center for People Who Don’t Age Good (DZCFPWDAG) in New York City.

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A press release states that “DZCFPWDAG’s proven 6.5 step program was born out Derek’s aversion to other, traditional 12 step processes, and his desire for a leaner, more efficient approach to an issue affecting the population at large.”

And this isn’t just about another wrinkle-prevention serum — some of the ailments that will be targeted include “Phalangeal Preservation, Scents or Sensibility test, or Decontamination.”

Even as seasoned beauty editors, we’re not 100 percent sure what these ailments are, but we’re obviously missing out: Zoolander is around his 50s, but he’s still known for being really, really, ridiculously good looking.

Of course, there will be limited edition products for sale.

The Ridiculously Youthful Collection unisex anti-aging kit ($38) features Daily Reviving Concentrate, Super Multi Corrective Cream, and Midnight Recovery Concentrate.

The Blue Kiehl’s Men’s Collection ($38) features White Eagle Ultimate Brushless Shave Cream, Facial Fuel Heavy Lifting Eye Repair, and Facial Fuel Energizing Moisture Treatment.