Yahoo Lifestyle RIP To My Lungs From Laughing At These Hilarious Weekend Tweets
For some reason, the best tweets always seem to happen on the weekend. Here are some funny ones that recently came across my timeline.
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1.
ordered an uber shared ride and the co-rider is my mom pic.twitter.com/HGOqA0BsUv
— 🌻slicks🔥 (@slickss_) November 30, 2024
2.
Ho take this down https://t.co/M0gRSN9wIY
— Bryan (@btcjanai) November 30, 2024
3.
Damn who turned the global warming off???????? pic.twitter.com/iWSxdE9xOR
— J*jo S*wa is 40 years old 💇🏼♀️👱🏻 (@arieella_) November 30, 2024
Sesame Street / Twitter: @arieella_
4.
imagine doing a magic themed franchise as a child and then you’re an adult staring down a multimillion dollar tax bill and the headlines are like abracadabra can’t help him now: rupert grint better expecto patronum some cash quickly https://t.co/ohQDwGUZI9
— emilie frank (@emiliepfrank) November 30, 2024
5.
My entire extended family is upset that I cracked beer number 1 at 9:30am today.Sorry mom I’m trying to avoid this hangover and you can’t get hit by the train if you’re riding it.
— Harry “Hotshot” Hawg (@Hawg007) November 29, 2024
6.
Me when I hangout with someone for the first time pic.twitter.com/lYoRcoxiDs
— 𝒩. (@btchsdtm) November 30, 2024
Nickelodeon / Twitter: @btchsdtm
7.
Im drunk. That was ridiculous lmfaoo https://t.co/MBr63GEFtN
— Lor Miss (@blasianmami_) December 1, 2024
8.
are you in daycare? https://t.co/es6ihP2iRQ
— bfa agonistes (@superloafcat) November 29, 2024
9.
OH SHE ATE THAT LMFAOOO😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/2dRmUwzW7R
— 𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 (@beyoncegarden) November 29, 2024
@rosssmith / Twitter: @beyoncegarden
10.
alright party’s over pic.twitter.com/wl0KOIpLUO
— THE lusty argonian maid (@lindawg) November 30, 2024
11.
Every time we go somewhere as a family afterwards my 22mo goes “that was fun!!” Today we got a Christmas tree at a tree farm and she literally cried the ENTIRE time, was miserable, had no fun. When we got in the car I was like “no way shes gonna say it” and then…”that was fun!”
— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) November 30, 2024
12.
Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a fucking second
— Shannon (@gardengirl125) November 29, 2024
13.
Sorry I just read your text from 12 years ago. Are you guys still at Blockbuster?
— Funny Snarky Humor (@FUNNYsnarkyJOKE) November 29, 2024
14.
Make it your last https://t.co/lKpxCvBz1a
— Q (@Que_Hill) November 30, 2024
15.
Thank god I grew up with stuffing because if I’d never heard of it before and someone showed up to my house as an adult with wet bread and celery casserole my first instinct would be to beat their ass.
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) November 29, 2024
16.
when one of my friends who has a job/partner/kids/life sends me a meme pic.twitter.com/SX8nBHa5fw
— seosamh 🇵🇸 (@dayglowj0e) November 30, 2024
Out / Twitter: @dayglowj0e
17.
1000% tariffs on podcast equipment
— phones with six ones (@phones111111) November 30, 2024
18.
I am so bad at Christmas shopping i be like one for u and one for me
— Chris (@iamchriscorooo) November 30, 2024
19.
when the shots start hittin pic.twitter.com/35YTemEfUX
— jynx (@jynxbby) November 30, 2024
Walt Disney Feature Animation / Twitter: @jynxbby
20.
Me if they play Luther at the strip club: https://t.co/8NUDztCPP5 pic.twitter.com/ypoIXTGqj2
— DJ R-Tistic (@DJRTistic) November 28, 2024
40 Acres and a Mule / The Joe Budden Podcast / Twitter: @DJRTistic
21.
black friday used to have heart. i wanna see someone get clocked for a wii
— cigarette (@sojuboyteIIem) November 29, 2024
22.
I’m not gonna go for a run today because it’s chilly out but mostly because of the running.
— Not Today Eric (@NotTodayEric) November 29, 2024
23.
Damn girl are you black Friday bc I'm wondering what your fucking deal is
— Chris (@iamchriscorooo) November 30, 2024
24.
celine was really spittin when she said “there were nights when the wind was so cold.” cause like. there are
— demi adejuyigbe (@electrolemon) December 1, 2024
25.
should we be worried that 2025 begins with "wtf" pic.twitter.com/zNinXLP3Qx
— ً (@wtffrio) November 30, 2024
26. THIS LAST ONE IS A WICKED SPOILER. SCROLL ON TO AVOID:
there are tears in my eyes pic.twitter.com/QAVW1v4PrT
— ؘ (@PIASTRIS81) November 29, 2024
There are also a bunch of funny tweets out there about people's Thanksgiving — you can read that one here.
