Yahoo Lifestyle 75 Funny Thanksgiving Pick Up Lines for Some Festive Flirting
Looking to add a dash of romance to your Thanksgiving celebration? While the holiday is traditionally about gratitude, family, and perhaps most importantly, mounds and mounds of mashed potatoes, it can also be the perfect time to cook up some romantic connections. Whether you're at a Friendsgiving gathering, meeting someone new at a fall festival (hello, Hallmark channel!) or trying to make your crush smile, these Thanksgiving pick up lines are sure to serve up some laughs and maybe even spark a connection that'll last longer than your leftovers.
From sweet and heartwarming to deliciously cheesy, these funny holiday-themed pick up lines combine the best of Thanksgiving charm with playful flirtation. So grab a slice of pecan pie and get ready to gobble up these turkey-rific conversation starters!
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75 Funny Thanksgiving Pick Up Lines
1. "Are you a turkey? Because you're making my heart gobble gobble."
2. "I'm grateful for many things this year, but meeting you is at the top of the list."
3. "You must be mashed potatoes, because you're the one thing I’ve been looking forward to."
4. "Want to be the gravy to my mashed potatoes?"
5. "You're sweeter than mama's pumpkin pie."
6. "Meeting you feels like a touchdown on Thanksgiving."
7. "I yam really into you."
8. "Let's never split like a wishbone—I want all of you."
9. "Are you a cornucopia? Because you've got everything I want."
10. "You're not a turkey, but you look just as delicious!"
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11. "You must be cranberry sauce, because you're looking berry nice."
12. "Want to hear something to be grateful for? Your smile."
13. "Are you a dinner roll? Because I want to butter you up."
14. "I've got a food coma, but you're still taking my breath away."
15. "You must be Thanksgiving dinner, because you're all I can think about."
16. "Let's make like potatoes and mash."
17. "Are you a turkey timer? Because you know exactly when things are getting hot."
18. "You've got me feeling stuffed with butterflies."
19. "Want to be the whipped cream on my pumpkin pie?"
20. "Are you autumn? Because you've got me falling for you."
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21. "I'm sending up extra thanks that you walked into my life."
22. "I have a feeling we could be like turkey and gravy—an unbeatable combo."
23. "You must be a sweet potato, because you're a cutie."
24. "Want to share my piece of the wishbone? My wish already came true meeting you."
25. "Are you Thanksgiving dinner? Because you're a feast for the eyes."
26. "Wanna take our pumpkin pie to go and get outta here?”
27. "You must be cornbread, because you're sweet and golden."
28. "Want to join my table of blessings? You'd be the main course."
29. "Are you stuffing? Because you're filling all my thoughts."
30. "I'm no chef, but I know we've got all the right ingredients."
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31. "You're making me feel extra thankful."
32. "Let’s talk turkey: I’m into you!"
33. "Are you a fall harvest? Because you're abundant in beauty."
34. "Want to share some gratitude? I'll start—I'm thankful for this moment."
35. "You must be pecan pie, because you're nutty and sweet."
36. "I’m thankful you’re such a cutie!"
37. "Are you autumn leaves? Because you've got me falling hard."
38. "Want to be the apple to my pie?"
39. "You must be Thanksgiving, because you give me so much to appreciate."
40. "Let's be like bread and butter—meant to be."
41. "Are you a harvest moon? Because you light up my night."
42. "Want to share my blanket while we watch the parade?"
43. "You must be cinnamon, because you're spicing up my life."
44. "This is the start of pumpkin special."
45. "Are you sweet potato casserole? Because you're the perfect mix of sweet and tasty."
46. "I’m grateful I get to see your beautiful face!"
47. "You must be fall weather, because you make me feel warm inside."
48. "Let's be like pumpkin and spice—perfectly paired."
49. "Are you a turkey trot? Because you've got my heart racing."
50. "You're simply the baste."
51. "You must be autumn sunshine, because you warm my heart."
52. "Let's make memories sweeter than this pumpkin pie."
53. "Are you a family recipe? Because you're one of a kind."
54. "Want to be the garnish to my plate? You'd make everything better."
55. "You must be Thanksgiving magic, because you've cast a delicious spell on me."
56. "You're like a Disney movie: Beauty and the Feast."
57. "Are you cranberries? Because you add the perfect zing to my life."
58. "Want to share some stuffing? And maybe your number too?"
59. "You must be fall foliage, because you're stunning."
60. "I’m thankful I saw your beautiful face today."
61. "Are you gratitude? Because you fill my heart."
62. "Want to be the tradition I look forward to every year?"
63. "Are you a blanket? Because you make me want to cuddle."
64. "Let's be like a recipe—the perfect combination."
65. "Are you a fall festival? Because you bring joy to my season."
66. "Want to share some turkey? And maybe a lifetime of Thanksgivings?"
67. "You float my gravy boat."
68. "I wanna watch Hallmark movies with you."
69. "Are you thankfulness? Because you make my heart full."
70. "Want to be my reason for giving thanks?"
71. "You must be fall romance, because you're making me feel cozy."
72. "Are you a float in the parade? Because you’re making my heart soar!"
73. "Are you autumn stars? Because you make my nights brighter."
74. "Want to share more than just dinner?"
75. "You must be a Thanksgiving blessing, because meeting you feels like a gift."
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