60 Poor Souls Who Just Had A Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way Worse Month Than You

If you had a rough month, just remember...

1.The person who, but for a brief moment, was the king of the world:

2.The person who took the biggest, fakest bite you'll ever see:

3.The person whose wedding ring was squeezing the life out of them:

4.The person whose sink shall sunk no more:

5.The person who added a liiiittle bit too much salt:

6.The person whose partner is absolutely toxic:

7.The person whose burrito might just be the saddest burrito my eyes have ever seen:

8.The person whose grill can't believe what they've done to those poor burgers:

9.The person who got a beautiful view of some rando's umbrella at the function:

10.The person who's going to play a rousing game of "This Little Piggy Went to the Market" with a new friend:

11.The person whose pizza place is running a very interesting new promotion:

12.The person whose pizza had a little more bounce to the ounce:

13.The person who is going to have the opposite of a stress-free vacation:

14.The person who will be picking out peppercorns until the end of time:

15.The person who learned a valuable lesson in the kitchen today:

16.The person who will be enjoying approximately one refreshing sip:

17.The person who is about to have a very rude awakening at the airport:

18.The person who ended up living a live-action Tom & Jerry episode:

19.The person who needs to get their dang ears checked:

20.The person who, but for a brief moment, thought their cheese defied all known laws of nature:

21.The person who had the unthinkable happen:

22.The person who made a very specific problem for future them:

23.The person who burned their toast more than any toast has been burned before:

24.The person who will now be forever trapped in a block of wood:

25.My man Ceemen:

26.The person who found a new friend in their chocolate:

27.The person who was denied by the very thing they trusted the most:

28.The person whose coffee got a fun new flavor:

29.The person who had a great start to their day at the beach:

30.The person whose pinky is screaming out for help:

31.The person whose house got straight up cheesed:

32.The person whose credit card fell into a place beyond what our simple human brains can comprehend:

33.The person who had a bunch of raccoons crash their precious little party:

34.The person who made a million tiny new friends:

35.The person whose perfume is one with the angels now:

36.The person who experienced true tragedy:

37.The person who got a pizza I wouldn't even feed to that person who claws soap like an animal:

38.The person whose burger had a little too much bite:

39.The person who was kind enough to let a bear wait out the rain in their car:

40.The person whose huge accomplishment was properly documented:

41.The person who is apparently living with a 9-foot grizzly bear:

42.The person who just got a free wrench:

43.The person who better have milkshake insurance:

44.The person who is about to play an exciting game of seltzer Jenga:

45.The person whose AirPod went for a little swim:

46.The person whose carpet got a cool, clean, fresh coat of paint:

47.The person whose engagement ring shall engage no more:

48.The person whose fun dinosaur balloon really, really let loose:

49.The person whose large is more like...a smarge:

50.The person who got a little added protein in their beans:

51.The person whose mirror went absolutely nuclear:

52.The person whose banana is crying out for help:

53.The person whose home had this touching message outside it:

54.The person who blue themself:

55.The person who will never, ever be able to pee:

56.The person who added a special blue seasoning to their burgers:

57.The person whose apple pie looks absolutely scrum-diddly-umptious:

58.The person who goes to the gym with the world's sweatiest man:

59.The person whose dinner just got a bit more cronchy:

60.And the person who now has the world's stinkiest car: