Yahoo Lifestyle I Can't Stop Laughing At These 60 Unfiltered Things People Actually Posted On The Internet This Month
This November has been beyond eventful, and Twitter had a lot of jokes, so here are some of the funniest viral tweets of this month:
And follow the accounts that made you laugh to make your Twitter timeline better!
1.
Being a homeowner in your 20's is crazy. Like damn you love that town huh
— Dirt Cipote (@itolitos) November 16, 2024
2.
The guy with the worst grades should get to give a graduation speech too. Let me hear both sides
— calex ✰ (@calexthegoat) November 18, 2024
3.
tour announcements nowadays are so crazy like you just want me to have 60 thousand dollars by a random friday… got it
— ? (@golflefleur) November 18, 2024
4.
whenever I talk to a friend irl and they start talking about old memories of us in school this is what I picture in my head pic.twitter.com/7cC6kI5JlD
— normie 𓆏🦔 (@KellytoyDK) November 18, 2024
ABC / Twitter: @KellytoyDK
5.
“I had a crush on you in school.” WE ARE THIRTY AMERICAN YEARS OLD
— WyldKat 🐆 (@ANiMaListicAN) November 25, 2024
6.
The moment I found out people were using close friends to strategically flirt, I knew I was left behind. I’m in CF strictly complaining, oversharing, and posting ridiculous* memes.
— the people’s princess (@LifeWithJRDN) November 20, 2024
7.
he's mad at me cause i keep replying "🧯" to every girl that comments “🔥” on his pictures
— sav (@goldensavvv) November 18, 2024
8.
no condom forever or whatever black panther said
— Quan (@quanfrr) November 18, 2024
9.
Just remembered I had jury duty on Tuesday. Last Tuesday. pic.twitter.com/ILa6bVSTpr
— Dejon. (@DejonNoMustard) November 19, 2024
Harpo Studios / Twitter: @DejonNoMustard
10.
becoming poly so i can get a lot of christmas presents
— Maizie ⭐️ (@maizie_star) November 20, 2024
11.
This guys Hinge??? 💀 pic.twitter.com/2WAriTJA0E
— Drew (@drewrhyde) November 21, 2024
12.
House down boots pic.twitter.com/KJLPJNDAdv
— Evan (@playacathysong) November 22, 2024
MGM / Twitter: @playacathysong
13.
with big naturals comes big responsibility
— 𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔢 🇵🇸 (@floatawaywitme) November 23, 2024
14.
if yo family start fighting on thanksgiving go live.
— fe (@p4ydafe) November 23, 2024
15.
when the dentist told me i was grinding my teeth in my sleep pic.twitter.com/y9PBpZVVFm
— dream threesome girl (@livtinaboots) November 25, 2024
OUT / Twitter: @livtinaboots
16.
White people be like: mommmm where did u put my bong
— sam (@sleepyhead2342) November 25, 2024
17.
mom, dad, this is the man who likes my posts on both platforms
— Hadas Weiss (@weiss_hadas) November 19, 2024
18.
i didn’t mean to mimic your voice i just had to know what it felt like to sound like that
— REEM #KRYBABY (@FREEREEM_) November 20, 2024
19.
saying this in front of the other two is so rude?? pic.twitter.com/fTXXoJfWqz
— chloe 🦋 (@ChloeNumberIII) November 22, 2024
MGM / Twitter: @ChloeNumberIII
20.
The very last hangout with the person you’ll never see again pic.twitter.com/YgpssTOUKs
— pris (@pwiscila) November 22, 2024
Neon / Twitter: @pwiscila
21.
they were the first to take the lyrics of defying gravity and really hold space with that pic.twitter.com/lZ7GffsK3r
— andres (@barbzforbernie) November 21, 2024
Fox / Twitter: @barbzforbernie
22.
how i show up to work after giving myself 8 minutes to get ready pic.twitter.com/UZn9fWUts0
— mack (@m4cden) November 22, 2024
FX / Twitter: @m4cden
23.
Me trying to avoid conflict when someone brings up a movie I think is a piece of shit pic.twitter.com/yMcObzbNCQ
— C.J. Prince (@cj_prin) November 22, 2024
OUT / Twitter: @cj_prin
24.
Proof of income? Bitch im wearing dior denim and rick owens
— sh4wty (@blackmetalfall) November 23, 2024
25.
I haven’t bought 1 Christmas gift but I got 3 packages on the way for me though
— Hustlanani (@hustlanani) November 24, 2024
26.
Me walking into the movie theater stoned as hellpic.twitter.com/NEgRo3EI93
— 𖤐 Bri 𖤐 (@BriAnimator_) November 24, 2024
Neon / Twitter: @BriAnimator_
27.
why Chipotle doors so heavy ?? LET ME INNIS MF
— 𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐌𝐎 … (@JaYunnaMonae) November 25, 2024
28.
wicked pic.twitter.com/8zIAunA5Um
— •ᴗ- (@evadentz) November 25, 2024
Fox / Twitter: @evadentz
29.
My Boss: you know we still have to work this week?Me: pic.twitter.com/wBQsCI3UoQ
— Lucy on the Ground (@lucyontheg) November 25, 2024
OUT / Twitter: @lucyontheg
30.
Have constructed such a parasocial imagined relationship with my gym crush that I just approached him in public and asked him how his week was despite us having never spoken pic.twitter.com/qRMeJTFFZJ
— rural juror (@ruraljurormovie) November 12, 2024
HBO / Twitter: @ruraljurormovie
31.
“unspoken”??? unspoken??? https://t.co/bVr5r6rIv1
— victoria (@victoriaedel) November 12, 2024
The New York Times / Twitter: @victoriaedel
32.
— celine (@yohjiyamajoto) November 10, 2024
33.
absolutely insane what a good hotdog can do to your mood
— josé (@joserloser) November 8, 2024
34.
why being a werewolf just sound awful. No immortality, no magic powers, just a hairy beast that breeds.
— E (@ShadesOfElias) November 9, 2024
35.
to the random girl who tickled my armpit last night at the LCD Soundsystem concert when I put my hands in the air to cheer… what the hell is the matter with you 😭😭😭
— mothman (@grantisdumb) November 9, 2024
36.
when I asked this man what he likes to do and he said wingstop
— bea🧚🏻♀️ (@jewcyydiva) November 9, 2024
37.
the first time i watched g*y p**n, I was twelve years ole. I watched it on my Amazon Kindle repeatedly for weeks. but Eventually, the panic began to set in. I Did not know how to delete my search history. so I took my dad’s weights and smashed my Kindle to smithereens
— Alvaro Chavez (@alvaro_coded) November 9, 2024
38.
ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to read restaurant menus online
— Meg (@megannn_lynne) November 8, 2024
39.
“let’s go smoke” pic.twitter.com/JtKdC0oTGE
— polo (@DripArab) November 8, 2024
Nickelodeon / Twitter: @DripArab
40.
my friend is watching the summer i turned pretty for the first time pic.twitter.com/tl59ELRBmp
— liz (@lizthedamnszn) November 8, 2024
41.
today my friend taught me the important distinction between a nerd (academically smart), geek (has niche interests), loser (negative energy), dork (no rizz but still endearing), and dweeb (bullied in high school but got hot). women are infinite fountains of knowledge
— angel martinez (@angxlmartinez) November 7, 2024
42.
women in PHLEGM (poetry, history, language, english literature, ghost stories, music)
— Synexdoche (@amor_fatti) November 7, 2024
43.
I’m okay with being single but at night??? And when I’m drunk??? That’s too much
— Bella (@mrsbellabankss) November 2, 2024
44.
if i text u “🪗” it means u better start acting accordingly
— jynx (@jynxbby) November 2, 2024
45.
when my daughters get older and finally get to wear my vintage archive fashion nova pieces >>>> 🥹❤️
— DILAH (@DOLLDILAH) November 2, 2024
46.
mashed potatoes literally being a mashed potato pic.twitter.com/4YdC9f59ok
— mia (@eshalakundala) November 8, 2024
Hulu / Twitter: @eshalakundala
47.
showed my millennial sister ig reels for the first time and she laughed so hard her csection stitches opened up pic.twitter.com/JC5dep4C4X
— ♡aisha♡ (@kuchikkiii) November 11, 2024
48.
we are in a crisis of people just not sitting in their assigned seats at AMC theaters
— iconnorpop (@iconnnorpop) November 14, 2024
49.
this is how it feels to complain to your boyfriend pic.twitter.com/kN3MDrorHd
— gremlin (@goodboygremlin) November 14, 2024
Working Title Films / Twitter: @goodboygremlin
50.
someone at the dog park said "good girl" and i looked
— skyeee🍒 (@skyeeebby) November 14, 2024
51.
I want to quote this every day but i can’t bc it sounds too normal pic.twitter.com/2xdleF4HUQ
— sarah🗡️ (@joanieinthealps) November 11, 2024
52.
just my luck - yall won’t guess who I got again this morning 😭😭 Mr Yappington himself, literally as i stepped in he said “ I’m so glad we can finish our conversation from yesterday “ NOOOOOOOOO https://t.co/2S0pP4X4vc
— ☀️ (@BassieHuma) November 15, 2024
53.
how it feels when you're texting somebody and they go on do not disturb https://t.co/wtSwDBxyfi
— ti ti⭑ .⋆｡🪽 (@erf2trin) November 3, 2024
Bravo / Twitter: @erf2trin
54.
no roster, no situationship, sunset at 5pm pic.twitter.com/MYUrsEOogn
— griff (@dive_nn) November 4, 2024
Fox / Twitter: @dive_nn
55.
Guy who doesn’t respect the walkie talkie rules: Ugh, I’m so hungoverGuy who does: rlly 👀? Over
— charlotte (@AlolanEggs) November 11, 2024
56.
requesting jan 6 off from work just to make HR wonder
— first ethical space cowboy (@cowboybecsbop) November 6, 2024
57.
this got me crying😭😭 pic.twitter.com/PLNuyzKpqg
— juju 💰 (@ayeejuju) November 9, 2024
PBS / Twitter: @ayeejuju
58.
I’ve been telling myself to lock in for 15 consecutive weeks
— kat (@oomfship) November 18, 2024
59.
Come bounce on it as friends tho
— 🧎🏾♂️ (@JacolbyDeshun) November 8, 2024
60.
Your twenties are for finding out the mask you learned to protect yourself as a child is slowly destroying you as an adult
— pepper (@AGPepperr) November 3, 2024
