Yahoo Lifestyle 55 People Who Just Straight Up Had A Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way Worse September Than You
1.The person who will henceforth be known as "Suburban Hulk":
2.The person who got the inside of their car detailed for FREE:
3.The person who is getting ready to shave their entire bathroom:
4.The person whose truck is going to be a major factory at the LA Olympics in 2028:
5.The person who might want to flee the country:
6.The person whose car is for the birds:
7.The person whose oven has transcended space and time:
8.The person who made this year's hottest and trendiest food:
9.The person who left a fun trail back to the grocery store:
10.The person whose fan fell ferociously from up high:
11.The person whose rear-end I am currently lighting a candle for:
12.The person who did not, in fact, scooch by:
13.The person whose toilet perished tragically:
14.The person whose car got a fresh, nice coat of paint:
15.The person who's trapped in some sort of evil-Ratatouille situation:
16.The person who will now always be listening to music:
17.The person whose shake went boom:
That's gonna get a doom from me.
18.The person who gave their mouse a good 'n' proper goopin':
19.The person who was kind enough to share some dental hygiene tips with their cat:
20.The person whose neighbors never let the party die:
21.The person whose shirt galavanted off to a magical land:
22.The person who successfully decanted a diaper:
23.The person who had to yabba dabba doo this car to work:
24.The person who just drank the Prometheus goo:
25.The person who made a bunch of new friends today:
26.The person who Weezer would be ashamed of:
27.The person whose waffle has seen things... terrible things:
28.The person whose washing machine is up to some shady stuff behind closed doors:
29.The person whose straw is an apt metaphor for their entire life:
30.The person who will never be comfortable pumpin' ever again:
31.The person whose bacon is approximately 97.85% fat:
32.The person who found the world's strongest carrot, the likes of which no man shall ever wield:
33.The person who is currently being sonned by a fruit fly:
34.The person who is currently losing the war against the machines:
35.The person who loves their cat very much, I'm sure:
36.The person who got hotboxed by dirty, old sandal:
37.The person whose PS5 might need a light cleaning:
38.The person who had a nightmare in their pants:
39.The person who experienced true tragedy:
40.The person whose laptop looks absolutely delicious now:
41.The person who now must go on a hero's journey to retrieve their TP:
42.The person who's going to need a chisel to get a pill:
43.The person who got some great Dali-inspired kitchenware:
44.The person who just lived every gym-goer's worst nightmare:
45.The person whose jelly-filled donut was an absolute affront to all things good and jam filled:
46.The person whose coat hanger had a bit of an accident:
47.The person who just hooked a tree up with the ride of a lifetime:
48.The person who knows nothing but sadness lies beneath this bowl:
49.The person whose cookies are simply unrecognizable:
I've seen things... terrible things.
50.The person whose entire world came crashing down:
51.The person who had a very special flavor of syrup:
52.The person who learned a lesson as old as time:
53.The person whose car just got destroyed:
54.The person whose railing went absolutely nuclear:
55.And the person whose apple is quite literally rotten to the core:
AHHHHH!
