I Don't Think I've Ever Laughed Harder At All These People Who Got Absolutely Roasted Into Oblivion In 2024

1.On birthdays:

Image of a meme featuring a bowl of ground beef, banana, and honey. Caption jokes about the meal resembling dog food
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2.On vocabulary:

Two tweets: One jokes about "hissing at books like they're garlic," and the other questions the meaning of "agnostic."

3.On trendy foods:

Screenshot of a social media post showing a tweet about British street food: a whole potato topped with unmelted cheese and beans

4.On pot roast:

Facebook post joking about a pot roast cooking time, with a humorous reply comparing its taste to an alternator belt
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5.On rats:

Screenshot of a review saying a rat was seen at a restaurant. Response: "That's called a mirror..."

6.On headphones:

Headphones disintegrating in a sink with a humorous comment suggesting they broke due to poor taste in music

7.On chicken:

Image of a Reddit post from /r/shittyfoodporn. It shows a plate with baked chicken breast, air fryer fries, and pita bread. A comment below asks, "What'd you bake the chicken with, a warm hug?"
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8.On Ice Spice:

A meme with a tweet by @d_trulliaj wondering why Ice Spice has the "perfect birthday" of January 1, 2000 and comparing it to a "Microsoft Windows-ass date of birth."
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9.On lizards:

Text message exchange: One person mentions having 3 dogs and 5 cats. The other jokes about adding a lizard due to their dry conversation

10.On fine dining:

A plate with two servings of brown food, resembling haggis and mashed potatoes, next to a lit candle. Tweet compares the food's appearance to excrement

11.On Florida:

An Onion article headline reads "Fireworks Accident Blows Off Tip Of Florida." Comments joke about mistaking the satire for real news
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12.On the joy of Christmas:

A Christmas tree stands on its tip, decorated with lights and ribbons. A comment below jokes, "the grinch would steal every tree except that one."
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13.On good eats:

A plate with unappetizing, gray-colored food with text overlay "We eatin good tonight" and a Facebook post by Sofia suggesting to remove the 'd'

14.On lunch:

Tweet with a photo of open canned food and barbecue sauce on a desk, with text joking about eating like a stray cat

15.On exercise:

Screenshot of a Reddit post in r/AppleWatch. User analogkid825's question: "How come my watch doesn't say 'it looks like you're exercising' when I make boom boom with my partner?" Top reply by O667: "It doesn't register workouts shorter than 3 mins."

16.On Tupperware:

"Tupperware? Looks like a takeaway food container"; response: "That's exactly what tupperware is you upper class crumpet"
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17.On eggs:

Text conversation: Suggestion of laying an egg instead of a period. Response: "There are free mental courses online, please take all of them."

18.On angles:

Online chat exchange with humorous wordplay involving geometry, straightness, and being bi

19.On flags:

An American flag is shown with a tweet by Philip, highlighting the Welsh flag with a red dragon as better

20.On likenesses:

Large vertical log resembling a dog; social media comments debate the resemblance, with one suggesting it looks more like a sad pig

21.On puzzles:

Screenshot of a Wordle Unlimited game with the top comment praising creativity over logic in solving

22.On the Great War:

Person holding a cheese and onion sandwich. Text reads: "Leicester, Cheese and onion cob."

23.On kids:

A sign states, "If your child puts his/her hand in the topping you have to pay for the ENTIRE container. Thank you." Comment about parents and kids follows
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24.On positioning:

A Reddit post by johnmcclanehadplans reads, "You know this dude has definitely only had sex in two positions." Luname replies, "Left hand and right hand?"

25.On true love:

A tall red cake with a large Confederate flag design on the front. A comment below reads, "That's a lot of effort to announce that the bride and groom are siblings"

26.On Kevin:

Social media post exchanges: "Kevin is as sharp as a marble," "but marble isn't sharp their circle," "you're Kevin."
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27.On getting dressed:

Screenshot of a Twitter exchange. First tweet by @versusIII asks, "What y'all put on first when getting dressed?" Reply by @shaneliix says "My shirt." @therealestjoey responds, "Ok Winnie the Pooh."

28.On numbers:

Poll results: 29% Yes, 57% No, 14% No opinion. Commenter says "never." Another replies: "Except for the 800 years we've already been using them, you rotted blowpop."
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29.On ribs:

A very overcooked plate of meat with comment: "I'm Muslim and even I know when a rack is absolutely fucked; this shit looks like it was shoved in one of them hot pocket sleeping bags and microwaved on 'zap me daddy' for 8 minutes"

30.On the Dutch:

"My 4 year old searched: '[random letters]' I was mortified"; response: "I can see that, your kid knowing how to type grammatically correct Dutch at such an early age; that's fucking weird"

31.On the dictionary:

Response: "I just know you be hissing at books like they're garlic"; original comment: "Now I'm positive y'all making up words ever year because wtf is an agnostic???"

32.On toes:

A person posts their bare feet, with very stubby, far-apart toes, with comment, "Feels like my feet are not meant to wear climbing shoes; any shoe suggestions, guys?" response: "I drew those feet in elementary school"

33.On Pride:

Someone says about Pride Month, "and how their get a month but soilders only get 2 mins" and response is, "they don't 'only have 2 minutes' ya obtuse cabbage"
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34.On creepiness:

Someone posts a cloud formation that looks vaguely like the shape of a person with boxy shoulders, with comment, "Can anyone explain?" and someone responds with, "cloud" and a link to Wikipedia

35.On chocolate:

"If you love milk chocolate but don't like dark chocolate, you actually like sugar more than chocolate"; response: "If you like pickles but don't like cucumbers, you actually like vinegar more than cucumbers"

36.On attractiveness:

"If being sexy was a crime, I'd be serving a life sentence"; response: "A life sentence? For a crime you didn't commit?"
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37.On the law of the land:

"So now you're telling us you are anti-Constitution?" Response: "Did you do long jump in high school? Because if you were half as good at that as you are at jumping to conclusions, you would have set records"
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38.On red flags:

Person on a date in someone's house posts photo of what looks like a small blue barrel/cup and says "She has a drum like this in the room; is this a red flag?" and someone says, "No, that is not a red flag; that is a blue barrel"

39.On hands:

Person says they just bought the world's ugliest headphones, and when someone says to post a pic, they say they're coming in 2 days and posts a photo of their open hand; response: "it looks like you have both too many and the normal amount of fingers"

40.On bread:

Someone posts extremely dense-looking bread with comment, "This is it lads, the worst loaf of bread I've ever made"; response: "A toddler with a skateboard could get more air than that"
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41.On seasoning:

Someone posts a plate of chicken legs with some BBQ sauce resting on their leg, with their bare, dirty foot visible; response: "Why are your feet seasoned better than the chicken?"
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42.On the people of England:

"Praying for the people in England," "What happened there," "They live there"
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43.On Mars:

A social media exchange where one user challenges another about showing a time-lapse video from Earth to Mars. The second user rebuts, questioning the first user's existence
u/beerbellygone / Via reddit.com

44.On friends:

A heated social media exchange between Tom and Sarah contains derogatory language and insults. Tom's message mocks Sarah about her friends; Sarah replies with a crude retort
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45.On animals:

A tweet by @UnkleDell saying, "animals be 20 minutes old and already know what to do", and a reply by Evans saying, "Meanwhile human babies come out with a spot on their head that ain't finished yet and the communication skills of an alarm clock"

46.On threats:

Social media exchange: User 1 comments, "Weird hill to die on, but I guess you die either way, eh?" User 2 responds, "Is that a threat?" User 3 replies, "How are you this dense and yet don't have moons orbiting you?"

47.On art:

Screenshot of a social media exchange: "Modern art is not celebrating special talent. It celebrates mediocrity." Response: "If modern art celebrates mediocrity, where's your exhibit?"

48.On fries:

Reddit thread: Lonewolf_087 asks why someone in Hollywood isn't at In-N-Out. Fantastic_Mr_Fox sarcastically replies about preferring fries that resemble fried potato sticks over cold tapeworms from a 16th-century peasant's chamber pot

49.On hair:

Reddit post from r/AskMen asking which part of the body the user wishes had skin from the palm. Top comment: "Between my eyebrows." Second comment: "I'm guessing that 's' isn't needed?", highlighting a typo

50.And on old-fashioned cooking:

"Can't beat a full English," with a photo showing fried eggs, sausages, ham, baked beans, and either breaded meat or hash browns in a tray; response: "Did you cook this with sunlight?"

Sheesh.

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