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I Need To Call My Doc For A New Inhaler After Cackling So Hard At These 41 Funny Tweets From The Week

Alana Valko
·2-min read

Against everything right now, this is where I am at.

Tweet by @KK_is_my_name: "I fall for fool's spring every year because I'm addicted to hope & believing that life will get better." Viewed 1.5M times

Is it wrong and naive to believe that better things are ahead??? Probably. But it’s all I’ve got right now, along with these funny tweets from the week that remind me — no matter what — that we’ll always have humor:

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Tweet by Audrey: "I love to feel tired from the sun it's probably as close to experiencing life as a crocodile a girl can get."

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A person smiling in front of a window, with a screenshot of a social media post about a meeting reminder and mandatory training by Friday

3.

Tweet about a friend's humorous complaint regarding plans canceled due to a recent birth

4.

Screenshot of a tweet with an image of Nicole Kidman and a tweet about her interest in starring in "The White Lotus."

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Tweet by user: "Just heard my neighbour say to her Pomeranian 'I am not doing this with you right now'."

6.

Tweet by Stacey reads: "I have tasted employment, I have tasted joblessness and I recommend generational wealth guys."

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Tweet chain: First tweet jokes that 180 and 360 are confusing people. Second tweet states "my life finna do a whole 360," followed by laughing emojis

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Tweet by Meg: "the dentist asking if a Monday at 2pm in November works & you just have to be like Well Ok."

9.

Tweet by user with handle @ToolGirl18 reads, "Pickles are great...until you're in one." It has 9.7K retweets and 70K likes

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Tweet by user: "Having an empty laundry basket is the best 5 seconds of my life." 142 replies, 26K retweets, 135K likes, 2.4M views

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A tweet by latke recounts their mom admitting to stealthily taking eight ceramic dishes from a restaurant over the years

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Screenshot of a chat with a text saying, "karate mfs when they hit something" followed by a crying emoji

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Tweet by user expressing mixed feelings about a comedy film titled "The Grinch That Stole B*tches" on Tubi, featuring a prominent actor's face on a TV screen

14.

Tweet by Sage Actual reacting to a New York Post article. The article headline involves a neuroscientist and an unusual bike accident caused by a pigeon

15.

Tweet humorously comments on McDonald's breakfast end time at 10:30 a.m. and employees' reactions

16.

Tweet by Professor Lucy Easthope comments on mysterious radio signals reported by The Independent

17.

Tweet by user @AddictKE: "It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that." 766.4K views

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Tweet by user about iPhone alarm being so effective that you wake up before it sounds to avoid the noise

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A yellow polo shirt with the "Spirit" logo hangs on a clothing rack in a store. Tweet caption jokes about airport access by wearing the shirt

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Screenshot of a text exchange showing a photo of a group rowing with the caption: "Ahem. This was just posted on Facebook." The response reads, "Well I don’t know how that happened."

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A humorous tweet recounting a fictional experience of being mistaken for tea and thrown into Boston Harbor during the Boston Tea Party

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Split image tweet shows two suburban streets with houses and open spaces

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Futuristic silver vehicle resembling a prototype is parked in a lot, captioned "Actually wheezing" with high engagement on social media

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Tweet humorously compares relationships to career changes; cousin studied medicine for 6 years, now works as a DJ

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Apple TV / @lalenakittenns / Via Twitter: @lalenakittenns

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A tweet says, "mr beast is like if they made dubai into a person," with likes and retweets counts

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Twitter: @joeywstoll

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Tweet about the experience of bowling with skilled players, questioning their enthusiasm

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Cookies on a plate; one cookie appears to have a sad face made with candy pieces

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Tweet of standing person in suit beside a sporty car parked in front of a large building, shared with the comment about needing cooler things

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Tweet humorously describes a woman vaping, playing Shania Twain, and backing into an SUV in a parking lot, highlighting quirky California moments

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Tweet about appreciating people who add sparkle emojis to positive comments, feeling like Tinkerbell magic

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Screenshot of a Facebook post showing a dessert and a cocktail in a restaurant, captioned, "Cuz I'm worth it!!!"

34.

Tweet joking about anxiety causing stomach issues, with 7.2M views

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Tweet by Sushee: "I have tasted academic validation. I have tasted romantic love. I recommend getting a hobby." 104 replies, 15K retweets, 105K likes

36.

Tweet by timswagoo: "home is where you trust the toilet seats." 535 comments, 61K retweets, 381K likes

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Siamese cat looking up on a patterned floor, caption humorously mentions the cat's reluctance to pose for the camera like influencer moms with kids

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Tweet joking about the perception of height differences between men and women who are both 5'9"

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Tweet by user Alfie saying, '"out of stock" TAKE IT OFF THE WEBSITE THEN' with 229 comments, 21K retweets, and 205K likes

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National Board of Review / @nofacess_ / Via Twitter: @nofacess_

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Red office chair with eyes resembles Lightning McQueen from Cars. Social media post in Spanish with humorous commentary on the resemblance

That's allll I've got. As always, feel free to peruse our most recent funny tweet roundups for more sh*ts and giggles:

29 Funny Tweets From The Week That Made Me Laugh So Hard That My Lungs Are Now Permanently Busted

28 Hilarious Tweets From The Week That Had Me Laughing Way, Way, Wayyy Harder Than I Should Have Been

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