40 Funny Tweets That Sum Up Kid Logic
Kids tend to say hilarious and absurd things on a daily basis. But sometimes they make pretty good points that warrant no response other than, “Can’t argue with that!”
Naturally, the funny parents of Twitter have shared some anecdotes that display their children’s reasoning skills. We’ve rounded up 40 tweets with cute, funny and even brilliant examples of kid logic. Enjoy!
“We don’t dry dishes, Mom, that’s air’s job” annoying kid logic that you’re secretly proud of.
— Just J (@junejuly12) October 9, 2020
Every time my 3yo doesn’t want to do something she says “no, cuz it’s yucky” and when I give her another option she says “no, cuz it’s too early for it” and I mean, how do you argue with THAT logic?!
— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) August 16, 2019
4: mom will you buy me a real reindeer?
Me: Santa Claus is the only person who can have reindeer
4: .... mom will you buy me a Santa Claus outfit?
Me: sure babe
4: then we can go buy a reindeer because I’ll look like Santa
Me: ...— ️ Marissa (@michimama75) November 8, 2020
7-year-old: I don't want mashed potatoes.
Me: They're just like French fries.
7: Then give me French fries.
There's a flaw in her logic, but I can't find it.— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 14, 2020
My 8yo woke up this morning and said “Artichokes are rude!”, and honestly he is probably right.
— Katie Didn't (@Pork_Chop_Hair) January 16, 2020
Me: “If you’re done with the game, you need to put the pieces away.”
4yo: I WAS done, but if I have to clean it then I’m undone.”
Me too.— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) October 5, 2017
Me: Have a good day at school.
Child: Not possible.
Me: What? Why not?
Child: Hey dad, have a good day at work.
Me: Oh ok I see what you’re saying.— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) January 22, 2020