Yahoo Lifestyle These Jokes About The Olympics Closing Ceremony Are Way Funnier Than They Should Be
Well, it's over.
The Paris Olympics wrapped up today with a really weird and really French closing ceremony. That means jokes, lots of 'em, and here are my favorites:
Just like the opening ceremony, I have no idea what is going on and I love it.#ClosingCeremony #Olympics2024Paris
— Caolán Mc Aree (@Caolanmcaree) August 11, 2024
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THE MUFFIN MAN. THE ICON THAT YOU ARE. #ClosingCeremony pic.twitter.com/zJzmZcAs3v
— David;⚡⁷ (@GAGAXBTS) August 11, 2024
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Don’t worry… no one saw you 🤣🤣 #ClosingCeremony pic.twitter.com/A6g4zq4fix
— sam (@valeonmymind) August 11, 2024
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#ClosingCeremony this made the night already pic.twitter.com/VuSFyc2CiZ
— fizz (@fancyfizzx) August 11, 2024
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Did he know how far the walk was when he agreed to do it? 🤔🤣 #ClosingCeremony pic.twitter.com/gdcjTpLAgp
— Lynn Kelly (@LynnKellyWigan) August 11, 2024
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Early vibes from the #Olympics #closingceremony pic.twitter.com/1fWBWcrjYu
— James Diggle (@JimDiggle) August 11, 2024
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My last few brain cells. #ClosingCeremony pic.twitter.com/ykQ6BYcKZy
— Ariadne Griffin 🦋 (@Ariadne_Reviews) August 11, 2024
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Me everytime a handsome athlete appears on my screen #Olympic2024 #ClosingCeremony pic.twitter.com/zV0oB5tNJJ
— Zack (@Zack3O12) August 11, 2024
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whoever is writing the Opening Ceremony for the Olympics in Los Angeles needs to include Leon Marchand walking on the 101 with a full grown beard #ClosingCeremony pic.twitter.com/dlqxlsBqNq
— TJ Jackson (@TJ_404) August 11, 2024
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giving the hunger games "its a clock" arena #closingceremony pic.twitter.com/oMyPQOjA8I
— Simone Malec (@simonemalec) August 11, 2024
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everything about this stage feels like it's been designed to injure as many elite athletes as possible #ClosingCeremony pic.twitter.com/Qn3VqOZ20V
— Ariadne Griffin 🦋 (@Ariadne_Reviews) August 11, 2024
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Your dad when he hears Sweet Caroline at the wedding reception #ClosingCeremony pic.twitter.com/VU164hs4Gu
— SHANE REACTION (@imshanereaction) August 11, 2024
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I can’t wait for conservatives to spend a month calling this a satanic bumble bee. #Olympics #ClosingCeremony pic.twitter.com/9O8YZoyqX5
— Dorothy Snarker (@dorothysnarker) August 11, 2024
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US olympic athletes looking like the world's largest NASCAR pit crew#ClosingCeremony
— Ryan Jones (@ryan_m_jones) August 11, 2024
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one thing about the US they gonna randomly put HER on the stage
— monica (@waystarroyhoe) August 11, 2024
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Nice to see they’re still getting work. #closingceremony pic.twitter.com/kPucGtpKCU
— James O'Malley (@Psythor) August 11, 2024
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C-P30 got his bling on #ClosingCeremony pic.twitter.com/qBgR7bbqkn
— Helen Ingram (@drhingram) August 11, 2024
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Funny time to be launching the new season of Masked Singer. Clearly, it’s Tom Cruise. #ClosingCeremony #Olympics pic.twitter.com/U4MJnbbIb2
— Sohail Shah (@KingOfSunshine) August 11, 2024
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Agent: "I got you a new gig."Me: "Where?"Agent:#ParisOlympics | #ClosingCeremony pic.twitter.com/MTnMNMZZYR
— NBC Olympics & Paralympics (@NBCOlympics) August 11, 2024
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Closing ceremony director “We’re going to spend an hour and a half putting some rings together”French Olympic organisers “it needs a narrative”Closing ceremony director “fine, there’s a space wasp”
— Rick Harwood (@rickharwood) August 11, 2024
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muffin man had his last chocolate muffin #ClosingCeremony pic.twitter.com/Q1qiCytd6D
— 𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐚. (@scorpio2298) August 11, 2024
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Everyone in the stadium during this karaoke segment #ClosingCeremony pic.twitter.com/n88Dn6POqC
— ✨ sophie ✨ (@sophservesface) August 11, 2024
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Tom Cruise getting ready to swoop into the #ClosingCeremony pic.twitter.com/ok0Xs7C2On
— Kelly Knox (@kelly_knox) August 11, 2024
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#ClosingCeremony pic.twitter.com/MKJ6Ovsmsy
— Captain Howdy (@MajorPazuzu) August 11, 2024
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same energy #Paris2024 #ClosingCeremony pic.twitter.com/1urcP5Nu8S
— Fiona (@HausOfFiona) August 11, 2024
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10/10. No notes. #ClosingCeremony pic.twitter.com/Iy0ldwHdrf
— Pif Paf Blog (@ESCPifPaf) August 11, 2024
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France: "This was nice let's do some art and some weird stuff to close the show and it'll be nice"America: "STAR SPANGLED BANNER. TOM CRUISE. GUITARS. MOTORBIKES. RED HOT CHILLI PEPPERS"
— TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) (@TechnicallyRon) August 11, 2024
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What’s… happening? Can someone call him an Uber? #ClosingCeremony pic.twitter.com/BSCgnEGWEb
— Simon Fenton 🖥☕️ (@simon_d_fenton) August 11, 2024
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This dude has been cultivating in the Seine all WEEK for the closing ceremony pic.twitter.com/dt0oRWLhCw
— Danielle Michaud (@SNMichaud) August 11, 2024
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He hasn’t stopped walking for 2 hours and 57 minutes #ClosingCeremony pic.twitter.com/o6jMmkuU42
— sᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴛᴠ (@superTV247) August 11, 2024
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#ClosingCeremony pic.twitter.com/swThKEUALa
— cary (@caryryan_) August 11, 2024
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Tom Cruise did it again.. didn’t he? pic.twitter.com/XPTW8hhAxM
— Pat McAfee (@PatMcAfeeShow) August 11, 2024
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“I can’t possibly feel more patriotic than the Olympics have made me feel the last two weeks” *tom cruise falls from the sky, gets flag from simone biles, leaves on motorcycle, jams to red hot chili peppers, jumps out of a plane & climbs the Hollywood sign*
— Jessica Benson (@jessbensontv) August 11, 2024
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#Olympics #ClosingCeremony: You better not be Tom Cruise parachuting onto the Hollywood sign hanging the Olympic rings when I get there.#LA2028: pic.twitter.com/mN3ZcNfpWJ
— Karen DaltonBeninato (@kbeninato) August 11, 2024
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The Paris Olympics represented class, elegance, and unity.Meanwhile, the LA Olympics: pic.twitter.com/JCPY6lDTGs
— Americana at Brand Memes (@americanamemes) August 11, 2024
35. And lastly...
Thank you, Paris! Now off to LA. pic.twitter.com/MxlAb0hZbT
— Tom Cruise (@TomCruise) August 11, 2024
