31 Hilarious Tweets From The Week That Had Me Laughin' Harder Than Kamala
Welcome to another week of wild tweets! As you know, there's been no shortage of "unprecedented" moments lately, so this past week's tweets were A+.
Telenovela ass month in American politics
— Jack Herrera (@jherrerx) July 21, 2024
Still, there were also many funny moments in-between if you are lookin' for a break from the chaos. There's a healthy mix of random and politics, so let's get into 'em all:
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— eric curtin (@_ericcurtin) July 21, 2024
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Biden being like “I just don’t wanna go in to work anymore” at 2:00 on a Sunday is peak relatability
— Jonathan Edward Durham (@thisone0verhere) July 21, 2024
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Kamala right now pic.twitter.com/Moh2e7znn5 https://t.co/dyfYXcCIir
— austin (@jesuissupreme) July 21, 2024
HBO / Via Twitter: @jesuissupreme
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180 and 360 be eating yall up. https://t.co/FMpTg4qq0H
— SLIM (@_slimarella_) July 18, 2024
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Me and my friends will nick name you so quick. .. like girl why is oil change texting me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
— . (@prettyyae) July 19, 2024
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My favorite thing is when you stop petting a dog, and he puts his paw on you like "we're not done here"
— Handsome Bigfoot Lawyer (@lighterfandango) July 20, 2024
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No one can use their debit at the grocery store and an old lady just cut in front of all of us in line like the tortoise passing the hare because she is writing a check.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) July 19, 2024
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we've got US senators doing coconut tree memes https://t.co/YZ9UkKEcJX
— bryan metzger (@metzgov) July 22, 2024
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??? pic.twitter.com/S5elHtX0KB
— ryan (@OhItsRyan) July 21, 2024
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my daughter asked why she can’t just quit school and i told her it’s against the law and they’ll put me in jail and my sweet sweet child looked me in the eye and said “i’ll visit you”
— Mandy (@MandyLawani) July 20, 2024
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— michael (@FilledwithUrine) July 19, 2024
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Using your laptop on the train are you. Got a presentation to finish, some code to write, a spreadsheet to tweak. Aren't you a busy, busy boy. Everyone is very impressed.
— t𝕏om𝕏s (@T_om_s) July 16, 2024
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THEY LAUGHED AT ME FOR BRINGING TUMS TO THE CLUB BUT GUESS WHAT NOW THEYRE ALL ASKING ME FOR FUCKING TUMS IN THE CLUB
— chartreuse wahoo (@chartreusewahoo) July 20, 2024
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flight attendant said they’re out of gingerale … ok so why am I even on this plane
— rajesh sandcat (@rajeshsandcat) July 20, 2024
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Momala I frew up https://t.co/UfKmxcaxst
— clintoris (@clintoris) July 17, 2024
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me remembering he liked other girls before me https://t.co/NbWCJT9oFa
— luv (@luvvt23) July 18, 2024
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I told you not to go through his phone girl https://t.co/7YIYV2w33q
— Lauren 2 (@decent_shittalk) July 17, 2024
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Well my ex canceled the Spotify premium I was using which unfortunately means I am revoking her Dads access to my Disney +. Good guy. Hate to see him caught in the crossfire
— Craig Adams (@CraigAdams42069) July 15, 2024
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we stayed at an air bnb with the most perfect pillows. a revelation. perfectly firm but soft. my neck stopped hurting. so I wrote down the brand and item number from the tag and looked it up and they're the same pillows we have at home
— katie (@katefeetie) July 16, 2024
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why does he look like a lego person with its head on backwards https://t.co/UTdWNRndca
— mad publicist (@yearnlor) July 19, 2024
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coworker got a spray tan and today her emoji skin tone is one shade darker
— brian (@brianonhere) July 17, 2024
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being in public with ur dad is like "oh don't mind him he's socially inept" and being in public with ur mom is like "so sorry about her she doesn't know about empathy"
— olivia 🍉 (@boygirlwife) July 16, 2024
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if you're going to post a sweat-soaked photo of me during my morning commute, just go ahead and push me onto the tracks https://t.co/JZVE6DtXxu
— allison (@allisongeroi) July 16, 2024
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Had job interview this morning and she said she’d reach out and i got a rejection email while i was leaving the parking lot pic.twitter.com/ceUYz6OYKQ
— edgar (@asherw01fe) July 15, 2024
@danidmc / Via instagram.com
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before i leave this job.. this is what the back of a bowling alley looks like if the the curiousity ever crossed ur mind pic.twitter.com/RtGRhEd6Ux
— jesse ☆ (@grrlkush) July 19, 2024
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The realization that multiple $15 credit card transactions add up pic.twitter.com/VXxxKLlqvC
— jon (@prasejeebus) July 13, 2024
Neon / Courtesy Everett Collection / Via Twitter: @prasejeebus
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Maybe if we all start back wearing Aeropostale things may go back to normal idk I’m willing to try anything https://t.co/KQYJGVYXyy
— Jalen (@jjjjjjalen) July 17, 2024
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The bedroom ibuprofen became the kitchen ibuprofen and now that’s gone I’ve got to get the car ibuprofen because I can’t find the handbag ibuprofen pic.twitter.com/DGvoX2yvTx
— remand chic (@our_jesse) July 17, 2024
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doctor: do you smoke or drinkme: yesdoctor: okme: are u mad at me
— cory (@coolmathgame_) July 18, 2024
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Idk how to explain it, but shopping at Trader Joe’s feels like this. pic.twitter.com/NHDQYZvLmt
— G.I. Joel (@partynextjoel) July 17, 2024
Melissa & Doug Fresh Mart Grocery Store / Walmart / Via walmart.ca
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Maya Rudolph checking her email right now pic.twitter.com/G0tE1Tyxl4
— ali golub really needs a job 🌼 (@alibrooke4ever) July 21, 2024
HBO / Via Twitter: @alibrooke4ever
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