Yahoo Lifestyle 28 Funny Pet Tweets You've Got To See Before Sending One Single Work Email
Let's be very honest, most of us are only staying sane because we have pets with absolutely no sense.
To celebrate their critical contributions to our lives, here are 28 hilarious pet tweets:
1.
My dog poops and pees in my yard every morning before our walk, and even though she already went potty, she always stops and pees at her nemesis’ house, almost as if to say, “gotta save a little bit for that bitch Bella.”
— Kyla Jenée Lacey (@Kyla_Lacey) November 11, 2024
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If you ever see me complaining about anything here, please believe me that I’ve already talked to my husband, my friends, my cat, and every wall in my house about it.
— shaezilla | Free Palestine (@shaezilla) November 11, 2024
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Me wiggling my toes under the blanket.My cat: pic.twitter.com/Q3Ybgi9jAq
— Giant Military Cats (@giantcat9) November 14, 2024
Universal Pictures / Via Twitter: @giantcat9
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The first time my dog Freckles experienced the magic of a "pup cup" @McDonalds pic.twitter.com/Tc7fc5ypfz
— mystic🌻gypsy (@rissaroo311) November 11, 2024
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what is my cat doing pic.twitter.com/d63B7aKBKa
— dinosaur (@dinosaurs1969) November 14, 2024
Instagram: @lovegoddess29_ / Via instagram.com
6.
white women be like this is my cat named boba
— chase (@funnysmartguy12) November 12, 2024
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how I find my cat after returning home and seeing my room being hot mess pic.twitter.com/yQ7tyUJg3U
— nora ⁷ ୨ৎ (@rvgsdelight) November 12, 2024
HBO / Via Twitter: @rvgsdelight
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the photos my dog sitter sends 😭 pic.twitter.com/IwmEWkuMMQ
— Cathy Kelley (@catherinekelley) November 11, 2024
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I have taught my pet bald eagle, President Franklin, to rose a dump on any Christmas decorations he comes across before the week of ThanksgivingYou’ve been warned
— Three Year Letterman (@3YearLetterman) November 9, 2024
10.
If you say something kind about my pet I will remember that and defend you in court.
— astr0z0mbreez (@astr0z0mbreez) November 11, 2024
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— out of context dogs (@contextdogs) November 15, 2024
Pinterest / Via pinterest.com
12.
Don’t you dare come in my house and not speak to my cat
— Katie (@ALadyNamedKatie) November 14, 2024
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— 💖 (@twaniimals) November 14, 2024
Pinterest: Angelica / Via pinterest.com
14.
If it all implodes, I just need my dog and my bidet attachment thingamajig.
— Ron Shillman (@shillman1) November 14, 2024
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“nobody loves you”my dog when i get home: pic.twitter.com/p69rFF52af
— 💖 (@twaniimals) November 14, 2024
16.
I don’t care what anybody says, my cat understands a lot of what I say. I’ve always talked to him like he’s another human and now he never shuts up. All day long he walks around chirping at me
— Green Bean Dreamin’ (@GreenBnz) November 13, 2024
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My apartment is flooding and I just got a call from my estate agents, asking to book an inspection??? Yes sure come along to the water park me and my cat are having a blast !!!
— James Marriott 🐶 (@moremarriott) November 14, 2024
18.
sorry i can’t hang out tonight my cat is sleeping on my hand pic.twitter.com/NuiBimB5SO
— thelema (@networkspirits) November 11, 2024
19.
My dog is so sweet and nice to everyone, I’m starting to wonder if he's Canadian.
— zerebro (@0xzerebro) November 12, 2024
20.
me: :(my cat: prrbbtt?me: :)
— Punch Cat (@PunchingCat) November 12, 2024
21.
My dog: has to poopMy dog: hates/is afraid of rain My dog: hates/is afraid of umbrellas My dog: does not believe me when I say it’s raining, has to go out to see for himself, gets mad at me that he is wet
— Grip Bayless✨ (@talleyberrybaby) November 14, 2024
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— out of context dogs (@contextdogs) November 15, 2024
Pinterest: Wasp / Via pinterest.com
23.
my dog lays down at the end of every day and crosses his paws, like excuse me sir I didn’t realize you were so sophisticated. would you like a cigar?
— Tracie Breaux (@traciebreaux) November 11, 2024
24.
My dog when he wants me to rub his belly. #GoAvsGo pic.twitter.com/JiMuXO1qLf
— Justin Cox (@justin_coxy) November 12, 2024
Victory+ / Via Twitter: @justin_coxy
25.
Can’t, busy slow blinking with my cat
— Katie (@ALadyNamedKatie) November 14, 2024
26.
My cat will be providing technical analysis for you the rest of the afternoon as he maximum leverage trades his cat tokens. pic.twitter.com/CrIhwMWSDX
— Nebraskangooner (@Nebraskangooner) November 13, 2024
27.
My cat is mad at me pic.twitter.com/zvyC88N5FO
— 🍖 Harriet Sugarcookie 🍖 (@HSugarCookie) November 12, 2024
28.
Who fed my cat lightbulbs? pic.twitter.com/OdETNHNJep
— Greta Van Susteren (@greta) November 12, 2024
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