27 Of The Funniest Tweets About Cats And Dogs This Week (Aug. 10-16)

I have to show my hands like a blackjack dealer to prove to my dogs that I don’t have any food

— Midge (@mxmclain) August 12, 2024

Can I show you a video that cured me of every bad feeling just now pic.twitter.com/xZMePCnhso

— LVL (@misslindsayv) August 11, 2024

me on my way to mess with my dog who’s minding her own business pic.twitter.com/pbWcJN4WHt

— Adam (@adamgreattweet) August 10, 2024

i wish my cats were giant and i could ride on their backs and go on adventures

— heat miser🔥 (@honkinn) August 11, 2024

my elderly dog was super hot from playing outside so i ran a cloth under cool water and put it on her and she immediately flopped over and accepted her fate pic.twitter.com/ijrcu5buYw

— bowl of trouts (@chalicerae) August 15, 2024

The side eye sent me🤣 https://t.co/lPLWcfispIpic.twitter.com/9DKkorVBmX

— Jerome OA (@jerome_oa) August 11, 2024

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— SillyCats (@catshouldnt) August 13, 2024

told my mom my dream was to own a ranch with 100 rescued beagles and be their friend and take care of them every day and she said "so that linguistics degree was kind of a waste I guess" owned.

— ʤan~ʤɑn~ʤɔn (@LanguageDoodad) August 11, 2024

This is Potato. He went swimming for the first time today. And what's important is that he tried his best. 13/10 pic.twitter.com/3uE7HQrSDK

— WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) August 13, 2024

Does anyone else talk to animals like they are going to respond?

— 𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭 𝐏𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫 (@Matt_Pinner) August 13, 2024

cutest shit I've ever seen pic.twitter.com/vOISMBD3Dj

— Clint Russell (@LibertyLockPod) August 11, 2024

My friend got the AC fixed in her apartment and the maintenance people made this little house for her cat. I almost started crying pic.twitter.com/K4CUTQ0wgP

— Miss Gevious (@OATMlLF) August 12, 2024

This pub has ‘snacking ham’ on the menu and I can only assume the menu was drawn up by my dog

— sorrel (@Sorrelish) August 12, 2024

Guess who definitely hasn't been into the greenhouse and taken a tomato pic.twitter.com/KD6YjcqEyt

— Amy W Schwartz (@lizardschwartz) August 14, 2024

the way the cat understood every word she said pic.twitter.com/AeeXId4hIa

— Posts Of Cats (@PostsOfCats) August 13, 2024

this is how I found out one of the milk cartons leaked in the grocery bag pic.twitter.com/385uGIf6K8

— madeline odent (@oldenoughtosay) August 11, 2024

“You let your pets sleep with you?”

Sir, I would let my animals represent me in a court of law.

— Beth Booker (@itsbethbooker) August 13, 2024

picking out what to wear at my work retreat tomorrow pic.twitter.com/OeivzfSn6D

— kenzi (@kenzianidiot) August 11, 2024

They’ve found each other..🐕🐾😍 pic.twitter.com/RozfXn6Ncm

— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) August 13, 2024

This is not my cat. But he felt he should take a nap on my bed. pic.twitter.com/I88qHJawlb

— Dear Lustful Medicant (@gfrancie) August 13, 2024

wandering around my home imaging trump saying the names of the cats from CATS

— mattie lubchansky (@Lubchansky) August 13, 2024

she yearns for the babybel cheese pic.twitter.com/Lxyi2Q8NcZ

— no (@zedonarrival) August 15, 2024

Orange cat things pic.twitter.com/SJgShIAons

— Why you should have a cat (@ShouldHaveCat) August 14, 2024

if i had a cafe i’d sell these calico cat cookies flavored with coconut, thai tea, chocolate, and black sesame. they’d be called The Wanda 🐈 pic.twitter.com/6wtPaPGypL

— ali (@alidomrongchai) August 11, 2024

please enjoy these photos of my dog Lights blissfully eating grass to cleanse your timeline🌼🌼🌼 pic.twitter.com/FMwz9RUPd3

— Lane Moore is ON TOUR🩻🔮🍉 (@hellolanemoore) August 11, 2024

What is it about making a bed that turns cats into sand worms pic.twitter.com/LiT5YIEHbu

— Anne Thériault (@anne_theriault) August 12, 2024

bro is gaslighting her pic.twitter.com/CihiFlMq0d

— internet hall of fame (@InternetH0F) August 11, 2024