And somehow, the spouses of Twitter continue to find humour in the minutiae of married life and sum it up perfectly in no more than 280 characters.
Every other Monday, we round up the funniest marriage tweets of the previous two weeks. Read on for 25 relatable new ones that will have you laughing in agreement.
Cabin fever has gotten so bad that my husband and I just argued over who would get to pick up a prescription from the drive-thru pharmacy
— SpacedMom (@copymama) January 1, 2021
My husband and I usually spend Friday nights in bed eating pizza and criticizing other couples on television.
— Jawbreaker (@sixfootcandy) January 8, 2021
My wife wants a dog DNA kit to tell us what kind of dog we have but I just saved us $100 by explaining the dog is brown.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) January 3, 2021
My husband keeps debating whether to use his Christmas Amazon gift card on a food processor or an Instant Pot, in case you wondered how thrilling your 40s are.
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) January 5, 2021
The gayest thing about my husband is that he calls his workout clothes "exercise outfits."
— Eli McCann (@EliMcCann) December 29, 2020
My wife asked if I got everything at the store, I told her no just what wasn't on the list.
— Forward March (@RunOldMan) January 3, 2021
Husband: What are you watching?
Me: *names any show* wanna watch?
Husband: Ugh, no thanks.
*plot twist on show*
Husband from other room: OMG WHAT?!?
— ThisOneSays (@ThisOneSayz) January 10, 2021