Yahoo Lifestyle "Take This With A Grain Assault" And 21 Other Hilarious English Mistakes That Had Me Rolling
1."Ethereal"
I mean, to be fair there are a lot of waterways in that state.
2."Disgust"
Personally, I want to hear some grape conversations.
3."Catalytic"
Catholic converter...you mean missionaries?
4."Benedict"
Have you ever tried to poach an egg? It's not easy! So to be fair, the eggs definitely could have been a dick.
5."Distress"
I wonder what dress specifically they were picturing? I'm betting Cinderella's.
6."Chump"
Now I'm picturing a little chimpanzee bank teller. With one of those little green visors, y'know? Great mental image, tbh.
7."Valedictorian"
My guess is they're not gonna hit that goal.
8."Circumstances"
Maybe they were going to a bris?
9."Ovation"
Followed a while later by a pregnant pause.
10."Mismatched silverware"
Somebody tell Mitch we found his forks.
11."Tongs"
I mean, one way to make sure that pastry is yours is to lick it.
12."Coroner"
Go stand in the corner and think about the mistake you made here.
13."Gastroenterologist"
My kid's sick, I have to take them to the peach tree magician.
14."Blueberry"
Maybe the cheese was upset about something?
15."Imitation"
Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled crustaceans.
16."Intellectual"
Good luck with that.
17."University"
I think it's safe to say that this person has not been to a real universe city.
18."Je ne sais quoi"
Genius Aqua? My vote is for "Barbie Girl," but "Doctor Jones" is a pretty good song too.
19."Grain of salt"
Help, this wheat is attacking me!
20."Entendre"
"Yeah, my dad has two sisters, weirdly they're both named Andre."
21."Chivalry"
It is a little cold in here.
22.And finally, here's one with a twist...the person actually saw the correct phrase and tried to incorrectly correct it:
But honestly, it's not like the term "spitting image" makes any sense anyway.
