Yahoo Lifestyle 20 Funny Tweets From This Weekend
The best tweets — or xeets, or whatever you wanna call them — always seem to happen on the weekend. Here are some funny ones that recently came across my timeline.
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me (flirting) : can i live inside your ribcage or do you hate me
— mia (@httpsosweet) September 9, 2023
ppl are like “can you turn down the AC” and it’s like ok so semantically what do u mean by that
— charlie (@chunkbardey) September 8, 2023
this is what taking low dose shrooms with a close friend feels like btw https://t.co/6LmnOXAGtJ
— lil arab (@sweatyhairy) September 8, 2023
@markruffalo / Twitter: @sweatyhairy
my iphone trying to open the notes app next week https://t.co/akTG62ogzN pic.twitter.com/rS3yGVLQ15
— Hurt CoPain (@SaeedDiCaprio) September 9, 2023
Nickelodeon / Twitter: @SaeedDiCaprio
Stop hating Monday. Be a professional and hate the whole week.
— Johnrey (@Jessx_09) September 10, 2023
when I’m drunk: “so they just not gonna say excuse me” pic.twitter.com/6v7BG3ZOet
— PYPER🫐 (@badbbyaera) September 8, 2023
they could’ve at least showered before oh brother https://t.co/GIudkyZOmX
— janito (@yassnito) September 9, 2023
@aplusk / Twitter: @yassnito
the way i’m about to cancel all these subs and actually read the books on my shelf https://t.co/78UFl4FX4q
— juliana (@thecityofjules) September 8, 2023
SME / Twitter: @thecityofjules
oppenheimer did WHAT????!!! pic.twitter.com/D50WHykqCq
— ܐܹܢܟܝܼ (@ankidouna) September 9, 2023
@toddalcott / Twitter: @ankidouna
man’s 3rd child is a genshin event i’m crying 😭😭😭😭 https://t.co/TP4XxwlmqC
— karina 🍂 /semi-hiatus (@basedhutao) September 9, 2023
Theo Wargo/Getty Images for Huffington Post / Twitter: @basedhutao
me at 1am, 2am, 3am, 4am, 5am, 6am, 7am, 8am, 9am, 10am, 11am, 12nn, 1pm, 2pm, 3pm, 4pm, 5pm, 6pm, 7pm, 8pm, 9pm, 10pm, 11pm, 12mn. pic.twitter.com/Mz7dV5DmCP
— kayla, theBraider (@trulykaykay) September 10, 2023
Hulu / Twitter: @trulykaykay
ice spice accepting best new artist at the vmas while nicki and cardi fighting pic.twitter.com/rXAF8tG0Sf
— 𝓐. (@antoniiomaraj) September 9, 2023
Disney Channel / Twitter: @antoniiomaraj
getting a man to do something that im perfectly capable of doing. pic.twitter.com/iDh0DfxQf5
— Invis🍒 (@invis4yo) September 9, 2023
Cartoon Network / Twitter: @invis4yo
imagine you send in your resume and get a “😂👎” back https://t.co/UnRpTfkMa2
— Hurt CoPain (@SaeedDiCaprio) September 9, 2023
Google / Twitter: @SaeedDiCaprio
olivia rodrigo singing about getting drunk at the club… girl where, CHUCK E CHEESE???
— Brooklyn (@bklynb4by) September 8, 2023
olivia rodrigo took the worst thing that can happen to a girl (being 19 years old) and made it into a hit album. respect
— trish (@ULTRAGLOSS) September 8, 2023
American Horror Story teasers be like pic.twitter.com/3GTETjWVjd
— empanada daddy (@empanadadaddy23) September 8, 2023
Twitter: @empanadadaddy23 / Via tiktok.com
this is what ovulating feels like pic.twitter.com/BfgvQ97UwE
— capricorn cunt 🪽 (@celesitial) September 9, 2023
How do y’all be doin this😭 https://t.co/qLfEwzqTJc
— Sexyy Red (@SexyyRed314_) September 9, 2023
Ciara / LaFace Records Twitter: @SexyyRed314_
not wearing my glasses anymore i’ve seen enough
— a (@23luvr) September 9, 2023
