Yahoo Lifestyle 18 Tweets By Women This Week That Made Me, A Fellow Woman, Laugh So Hard I Started Gasping For Air
If you haven't heard, the CEO of UnitedHealthcare was shot this week, and we have photos of the man who allegedly did it because he casually stopped by Starbucks on the way. Welcome to December!
I can’t believe he stopped for Starbucks. I do not want to know his identity but I am desperate to know his order
— Honey (@benegotherit) December 5, 2024
And now, I present to you, the funniest tweets by women this week:
Make sure to follow these funny ladies on Twitter!
1.
[Lying awake in bed at 11 PM] Tomorrow I’m going to change completely
— pris (@pwiscila) December 5, 2024
2.
They portray Pilates like it’s this cute girly thing and it’s actually training for combat
— Thee Aries (@GiftedAsia) December 4, 2024
3.
always very funny to me when people get all dressed up for thanksgiving. you’re going to stand around your nana’s house do we really need to be doing business casual here
— ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) November 28, 2024
4.
as someone who’s extremely type b, making plans with my type A friends be feeling like I’m about to link up with my parole officer or some shit
— Aisha (@aishadahira) December 4, 2024
5.
your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can't afford actually
— Mariam (@MariamSKhokhar) December 4, 2024
6.
When you in the top 0.001% of listeners you should be able to go to the artist house
— miss bae (@yungskuntebony) December 4, 2024
7.
i was gonna stay out of the barry and sabrina discourse but i think now is a funny time to mention i saw them at tompkins square bagels once and she paid for him
— bailey moon (@Baileymoon15) December 4, 2024
8.
why did they all laugh at that girl for wearing a pointy hat. there was a squirrel playing the drums. laugh at THAT!
— Rebecca Alter (@ralter) December 3, 2024
9.
we deserve each other…me and BAWK
— cay (@koralinadean) December 2, 2024
10.
have you tried watching the news https://t.co/39Z22qV8tO
— Janel Comeau (@VeryBadLlama) December 2, 2024
11.
Pardoning him isn’t enough, I need to see Hunter Biden be the next Bachelor
— cosmic cowgirl 🪩🤠 (@blockhim2024) December 3, 2024
12.
Do you ever find yourself in situations at work where you think I am not old enough to be involved in these kinds of problems I am just a 26 year old teenage girl
— Natalie (@jbfan911) December 3, 2024
13.
weekly report available: you spent a normal amount of time on your phone. also you are beautiful and have a captivating energy
— Cat Elgarrista (@cat_elg) December 3, 2024
14.
the millennials yearn for myspace https://t.co/P5tHfrczZA
— erika (@yeeeerika) November 26, 2024
15.
having anxiety is so stupid like what do u mean i'm scared of hanging out with my friends
— ً (@niahdx) November 25, 2024
16.
craziest part of growing up ginger was defending the concept of a soul to my fellow eleven yr olds. just arguing about the domain of ensouled beings according to presocratic thinking until the bell said recess was over
— meredith 🍉 (@dietz_meredith) November 26, 2024
17.
bring back men that yearn for women. i need a love letter delivered by a pigeon
— Em (@EmelyHernandezl) November 25, 2024
18.
Can’t leave the house without him getting hounded by teenage girls. He’s the beatles of south dublin pic.twitter.com/9BHheNQaER
— cassidy xcx (@olsencassidy) December 6, 2024
