15 Facebook Marketplace Items You'll Wish, From The Depths Of Your Soul, You Could Unsee

If you've ever dabbled in the Facebook marketplace hustle, consider yourself lucky if you've never had to deal with common exchanges like this:

1. Aside from some of the infuriating DMs people get on the platform, there are also hilariously ridiculous items that people are convinced they can sell. This couch is one:

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2.Here's someone who thinks they can sell a microwave that ruined someone's phone WITHOUT a plugin:

3.This person is selling homemade tortillas made with what they are calling a "vibrating rolling pin":

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4.This person is selling their kid-sized Minion coffin since their son "outgrew" it:

5. This person is set on thinking someone will buy this ornament that is filled with actual baked beans:

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I CAN SMELL IT THROUGH THE SCREEN:

6.This person who thinks a letter "T" lover would also love to purchase this book that you can't actually read:

7.This person who is legitimately selling a leftover, cooked turkey:

8.And this person who is including a free chest case with their FULL BODY CONDOM:

YES, A FULL BODY CONDOM:

9.This person who is parting ways with their soon-to-be expired milk (AKA MARIO milk):

10.This person who thinks these "supremely disgusting" boxers are going to sell:

11. This person who believes they can sell "Greggs" plastered leggings:

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12.This person who thinks their curtain made of lighters that will likely not block any light at all is worth over a grand:

13.And this person who thinks they are the ultimate scammer selling this fake 11 pro:

14.This person who thinks this homemade arm wrestling machine is a steal:

15.And, this person who thinks that these real-life Cheerio coasters will sell. They may prevent water stains, but I am struggling to see how a glass would stand upright on them:

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