15 Real Rejected Dwarf Names For The Original "Snow White" That Are So Good, They Should've Come Back For The Live-Action

You know Dasher and Dancer and — wait, wrong lineup! Seriously though, you know Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, but do you know about their poor, rejected counterparts? In the original Grimm Brothers story, the dwarves had no names, and when the story fell into Disney's hands, he was determined to give them each a distinct and memorable personality.

While mining through the pages of the Disney wiki, I learned that in 1934, there were actually 60 proposed dwarfs! From Cranky to Sniffy, these quirky characters were eventually trimmed down to the seven we know and love. With the live-action version having just been released, I'm feeling some major FOMO on their behalf. So, naturally, I gave them the glow-up they never got. These dwarfs never saw the light of day, until now! So, without further ado, high-ho, off you go!

1.Meet Busy, Doc's better half and the ONLY reason the dwarves profit from their mining.

2.Burpy permanently smells like ale, but he has 1,001 dad jokes that will have you dying of laughter.

3.Be careful not to startle Jumpy too much, and keep her FAR away from Sneezy during the springtime.

4.Nifty's never met a knick-knack she didn't like. A tiny MacGyver, she can make anything out of nothing and has everything in her pack.

5.Don't play cards with Shifty. There's no proof he's ever cheated, but it's best not to try.

6.And here's Awful. Enough said, just steer clear.

7.Gabby has a story for everything, but be warned; she WILL talk your ear off.

8.Gloomy might be a little low vibe at times, but they play a mean fiddle that will soothe any sad soul.

9.Just like her name, she is Graceful and possibly half-Disney princess. We're not quite sure.

10.Dizzy is always getting turned around, but he knows the best places to forage mushrooms.

11.Lazy is a lovable oaf, but being too lazy to sit down is maybe a little too on-brand.

12.Snappy is her name, and fixing things in a snap is her game.

13.Be forewarned, Hungry eats as much as he makes!

14.With a certain 'despicable' duck taking the stage around the same time, you can imagine why this little lady was saved to draft, but MY Daffy is still a laugh and a half, even if she tends to get a little lost in her own world.

15.And last but not least is the youngest dwarf, Snoopy. No not the beloved dog, but just as cute! No forest secrets are safe from this youngster.

Which whimsical dwarf would you love to meet next? Share your magical ideas with us!

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