Sex Olympics: Medal winning moves

It’s winter, the nights are freezing and there’s not much to do except cuddle up and watch the Olympics. All that sweating, straining and thrusting for glory… if there’s a better analogy for sex we’re yet to hear it. So this year, let the Games inspire you to stage your own bedroom version. Start off with an opening ceremony: a sexy dance from you, a striptease from him – or perhaps invite 2000 schoolchildren over to perform a stirring dance routine on your front lawn. Or not. Try these expert tweaks to classic Olympic events for gold-standard sex.

Photo by Steve Smith / Getty Jul 19, 2012

Sex Olympics: Medal winning moves

Give your love life a London 2012-style makeover with these athletics-inspired, medal-winning moves.

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Mike02:06pm Friday 28th December 2012 ESTReport Abuse
what absolute bull
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Your Lordship12:05pm Friday 20th July 2012 ESTReport Abuse
More ridiculous stories from Yapoo! , why do they have to try and sexually trivialise everything , do they think they are being clever ? .
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ROGORAECK11:41am Friday 20th July 2012 ESTReport Abuse
For all the men is, buy Olympic condoms! They come in three colours. Gold. Silver.Bronze. My advice use silver only & come second! Your missus will be happy!
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Jenni04:41pm Thursday 19th July 2012 ESTReport Abuse
A pathetic slideshow loosely based on the topical Olympics theme, and Yahoo goes one step further and adds nastiness to inanity by suggesting the idea of 2000 schoolchildren singing on the front lawn can somehow help a couple hot up their sex life..
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