I love Christmas. But then, I would: I’m a woman. Cue reindeers, cue childhood memories (and regrets), cue soul-crushing pressure on my man when November rolls around. But relax. It’s just the silly season and you don’t have to do it all perfectly. Just a few things. My gift to you: simple directions to ensure that this year you’ll do something naughty under the tree besides accidentally setting off the audio chip in My Little Pony.
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