• 12 things you can think but never say

1. "What an ugly baby!"

All babies tend to look like Gollum or Laurie Oakes. But parents believe they are gazing upon the countenance of a Botticelli magnum opus – and lifelong enmity is the price of saying otherwise.

Jul 5, 2012

12 things you can think but never say

Sometimes just shutting your trap can be the best play. Remember the old phrase "silence is golden" in these situations.