The 26-year-old actor diverted the question and mumbled incoherently when asked about his split from his girlfriend of four years Kristen Stewart, following the revelation she'd cheated on him, live on the US TV show.
He stammered, "[My fans] seem pretty excited about... kind of whatever. Um, I'd like my fans to know that Cinnamon Toast Crunch is just 130 calories [a serving].
"Pretty much everything that comes out of my mouth is irrelevant."
The Hollywood heartthrob was gently probed about Kristen's affair with her married 'Snow White and the Huntsman' director Rupert Sanders, 41, but Pattinson kept quiet on the subject.
TV host George Stephanopoulos commented, "You seem to be doing OK," to which the star replied, "Yeah, yeah."
The 'Twilight' heartthrob did admit that while he is flattered by his obsessive fans, he needs a break from all the chaos fame brings.
Robert mused, "If you start getting used to it, then you become crazy. But, uh, it's nice. It's like being on the craziest theme park ride. Totally exciting, but eventually, at some point, you've got to have a break."
He added, "You go into it to do movies. I've never been interested in trying to sell my personal life. The reason why you go onto TV is to promote movies."WATCH ROBERT PATTINSON'S 'COSMOPOLIS' TRAILER