Joke of the day

May 08 12:27pm
Henri was sitting at the kitchen table reading the daily paper while his wife Ettie was busy.
 
He call to her, "Ettie, there's a word here I don't understand.  What does 'propaganda' mean?"
 
"Well," replied Ettie, "propganda is like this.  I had three kids from my first husband and two kids from my second husband.  From you I have had nix - no kids.  You had no kids from your first wife and no kids from your second wife.  And no kids from me.  So that shows, Henri, that I'm a proper goose but you're not a propaganda."
 
- Velten, QLD
 

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