Joke of the day
A jogger was crossing a bridge, when a man with a sandwich yelled to him.
"Tarp o' the marnin' to ya!"
The jogger nodded and ran past.
Suddenly he heard the Irishman moan, "Me mate, oh, me mate."
The jogger ran back, whipped off his T-short and dived into the murky water.
He swam around, then yelled "There's no one in here."
"I know you dopey bugger. It's me mate, the mate out of me sandwich which fell in the river!"
- Kathleen, SA
"Tarp o' the marnin' to ya!"
The jogger nodded and ran past.
Suddenly he heard the Irishman moan, "Me mate, oh, me mate."
The jogger ran back, whipped off his T-short and dived into the murky water.
He swam around, then yelled "There's no one in here."
"I know you dopey bugger. It's me mate, the mate out of me sandwich which fell in the river!"
- Kathleen, SA
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