Four signs that you need to rethink what you have - or haven't - been chewing on. The sign You're finding hair everywhere - except on your head.
The likely culprit Not enough kilojoules.
"Dipping below 4000kJ a day deprives your body of the energy and nutrients it needs to regenerate hair cells," warns nutritionist Cindy Moore.
The fix Never drop below 7500kJ a day, Kojak.
The sign You're snapping at colleagues.
The likely culprit A low-carbohydrate diet. Researchers at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology in the US found that cutting carbs can lower levels of the mood-boosting chemical serotonin over time.
The fix Eat fibre-rich wholegrains with every meal, advises study author Judith Wurtman.
The sign You can't concentrate.
The likely culprit Skipping breakfast. Researchers at Bristol University in the UK found that people who dodged their cornflakes had focus problems. "After a night of not eating, you need to give your brain glucose," according to Moore.
The fix Eat within an hour of waking. Rushed? Make it easy. A handful of almonds and an apple.
The sign Too much toilet time.
The likely culprit A diet low in fibre or an intolerance to dairy.
The fix Slowly boost your fibre until you're eating roughly 35g a day from wholegrains, vegetables and fruit. Still crook? Skip dairy for a week, then have milk or cheese. If you're lactose intolerant, you'll find out fast.
Have you got a new fad diet page as well.
Snapping at colleagues could mean:- The colleague is an idiot. You are over 40, or suffering from a hangover... or all of the above
Losing your hair could be:- naturally occurring male pattern baldness, radiation sickness or a violent hand reaction to your journalism.
Spending too much time on the toilet could be:- A good magazine (or a really, really bad one... you'll have to work on t
Oh yeah snapping caused by low Carbs lmafo I have plenty of carbs and I still snap at people. Has nothing to do with carbs more with mood swings due to idiots you have to deal with on a daily
I snap at people because I'm just a grumpy old man.
Suggest you listen to your medical Adviser for this sort of info.