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Jessica Simpson blasts audience with panty problem

Sep 02 10:34am

Jessica Simpson says she has a wind problem, but her gas smells like "roses".

The singer - who will be releasing her debut country album 'Do You Know' later this year - told stunned fans at her concert in Ontario, Canada, that she has a unique digestive system.

She said: "I do pass gas a lot. But I guarantee you it smells like roses."

Jessica's country single 'Come On Over' and bid to be accepted in the specialist industry is already attracting negative reviews from critics. John Law wrote in the Niagara Falls Review: "It might be unfair calling Jessica Simpson's recent show a train wreck - at some point, a train knows where it's going. Jessica is still living in a reality show, convinced everyone is so fascinated with her personal life, they'd rather hear her talk than sing.

Referring to former 'Newlyweds' star Jessica's supposed interest in legendary singer Dusty Springfield, John added: "It's hard to take her seriously when she declares how much she loves 'Destiny' Springfield, and then performs a version of 'Son of a Preacher Man'."

(C) BANG Media International
Photo: WireImage.com


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10 Comments Report Abuse
1. stealthghostrunner - Sep 04 12:38pm
still one hot babe,
2. milan_fan_04 - Sep 04 02:57pm
wat a dumb arse sad excuse. she makes other blonds enraged by how dumb she is. good looking and id still poke it but as long as she kept her mouth shut or id feel like a pedophile
3. musicandloveismydrug - Sep 04 06:33pm
Hey, she can have a sense of humour!!
And it's true the interest-why would she always be in the tabloids for normal stuff??
4. jmathers88 - Sep 06 02:09pm
hahahah, i remember her saying once she was only "acting dumb" in that newlyweds series, i think it's clear now she wasn't really acting dumb =P
5. sarahrosina - Sep 06 10:54pm
Saying she is dumb is putting it politely.........he,he,he
6. emmajm - Sep 10 03:01pm
Its funny how we all feel abliged to comment on other peoples existences. The fact that she drops her guts is fascinating dont get me wrong, but all you sorry gooses should take good hard look at yourselves & the next time you let one rip give sum props to good old Jess the worlds number one farter.
7. emmajm - Sep 10 03:11pm
Everyone who buys these mags needs there heads read. Dont get me wrong here, i dont mind the odd sticky beek, but the reality is everyone is bored with there own lives & glamourising these farting celebs is better than farting alone. How vacuous can we become? GO Jess, fart on girl!!
8. treatau - Oct 11 10:58pm
are you for real so what she FARTS we all do and hey mine is better than roses, this is what life has come to jessica simpson farting is all the good news we have, she has stooped to an all time low in my opinion because her carrer is falling down the tracks
9. sonspir1 - Oct 25 10:19am
Jessica, i really think this is something you should have kept to yourself. Everyone farts & let's here it from Tony that your farts smell like roses. This just shows just how unintelligent jess is, she actually thinks people are stupid enough to believe her farts could smell like roses. It's sad.
10. maggie_merry - Nov 17 08:55pm
Her farts smell like roses, her sh** smells like chanel no. 5 and her boogers taste like creme brulee and, she has an IQ of 135
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